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Just wipe your assprints off it and blame the soda machine guy.

2006-08-29 12:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Stage an accident to cover damage AND blame someone else.

Or stage the copier robbery of the century!!!

2006-08-29 09:40:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2016-12-17 19:22:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Walk up to it and Go... "Who the heck broke the copier?... Gosh darn it, how can someone do this and not fix it. Hey Boss, did you break the copier... No!?, well someone did."

2006-08-29 09:39:43 · answer #4 · answered by Sir Greggath 3 · 0 0

Depends on how it is broken. I would pull the breaker to that circuit, and tell the boss there is something wrong with the wiring.

2006-08-29 14:36:21 · answer #5 · answered by eman12343567 3 · 0 0

Cover it with the contents of 72 cans of Silly String and tell everyone that it's an expensive sculpture.

2006-08-29 09:43:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Judging by the size of those things, pretend that still works

2006-08-29 09:39:06 · answer #7 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0 0

I am in IT and a financial analyst so you are so not getting an answer out of me on this one! I would never! How dare you, sir!

2006-08-29 09:39:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

make out someone else broke it

put a sign on it - broken etc.. and then go to it complaining loudly - who broke this? why is this not working?

fess up!!

2006-08-29 09:40:03 · answer #9 · answered by schmushe 6 · 0 0

Throw it out the window.

2006-08-29 09:40:06 · answer #10 · answered by troythom 4 · 0 0

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