any body know the diahreah song?

Question

i need the words

Answer 1

When you're goin' up to bat
and your pants are gettin' fat
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're slidin' into first
and you feel somethin' burst
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're slidin' into two
And your pants are filled with goo
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're slidin' into third
And you feel a juicy turd
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're slidin' into home
And your pants are filled with foam
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Alternative:

When you're headin' into first
And your pants about to burst
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're slidin' into second
And you need some disinfectant
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Non-baseball related verses also exist with a plethora of variants:

When you're going down the hall
and you feel something fall
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're climbing up a ladder
and you hear something splatter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're lying in the grass
and it's pouring out your ****
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're driving in your Chevy
and your pants are getting heavy
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you hide behind a bush
and you feel a big squoosh
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're leaning 'gainst a wall
and you feel something fall
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're cleaning with a mop
and you hear a loud plop
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're swimming in a pool
and you feel something cool
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're with someone's daughter
and you feel that warm poo water
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When your butt starts to fart
and then it 'splodes apart
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're swimming in the ocean
and you hear a big explosion
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Kevin Johnston's Favourite Verses:

Some people think it's GROSS,
But it's Really Good on TOAST,
Diarrhoea Diarrhoea,
When you're feeling like a fool,
Cuz your white shorts are full of stool,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!
When you're talking to your BOSS,
And you launch 12 Pounds of MOSS,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!
When you're felling really CRUEL,
And you fill your neighbour's POOL,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!
As you're taking a slapshot,
And you've browned your white-striped socks,
Diarrhea, PLOP, PLOP [Pause] PLOP!

And three variants of the verse structure, traditionally popular amongst British school children:

When it comes out your bum
Like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
When you're sitting in the loft
And you feel something soft
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
When it trickles down your leg
Like a Cadbury's Creme Egg
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
I was walking through the jungle
and my Stomach started rumbling
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
I went behind the bushes
and it all came out in skooshes
diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
It was coming out my bum
like Pedigree Chum
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
(heard on a Singapore Sitcom, Under One Roof)

When you need to go the loo
and you know it's not the flu
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
An alternative but similar song:

When you're sittin' on the jon
and the toilet paper's gone
Be a man
Use your hand
Diarrhea,Diarrhea
Another version:

When you're going down the hall
and you squirt it on the wall
When you're having a laugh
and your butt bursts in half
When you're sittin' by your honey
and you feel something funny
When you're standing in the shower
and you smell something sour
When you're walking down the street
and feel a dribble between your feet
It isn't very funny
if you don't rinse the dunny
When your sitting on the loo
and there's nothing left to do
Optional Bridge:

No pain, no strain,
just sit and let it drain
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Another Verse:

Some people think it's funny,
But it's really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Another Verse:

When you running cross country,
and it comes out crunchy.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Another Verse:

When you're walkin' down the road,
and your drawers overflowed.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Another Verse:

It's not very funny,
But it's very, very runny.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Yet more:

You can tell, by the smell,
That you're not FEELING WELL.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
From the streets of London:

I was sitting in the attic,
When it came automatic,
Diarrhoea Diarrhoea,
I was climbing up a tree,
When it dribbled down my knee(!),
Diarrhoea Diarrhoea
I was wearing flip flops,
When it came plop plop,
Diarrhoea Diarrhoea!,''

Answer 2

Open Your Heart - Europe Hold On To My Heart - W.A.S.P. Broken Heart - White Lion Bang Your Head - Quiet Riot Legs - ZZ Top In These Arms - Bon Jovi War Inside My Head - Suicidal Tendencies Lay Your Hands On Me - Bon Jovi MQ2: Youth Gone Wild - Skid Row ("Since I was born, they couldn't hold me down. Another misfit kid, another burned out town. I never played by the rules and I never really cared, my nasty reputation takes me everywhere") Passion Rules The Game - Scorpions (If that counts) BQ: 2112 BQ2: Thick As A Brick Pt. 1 BQ3: Love both, but gonna go with "Stand Up And Shout" BQ4: o__O...

Answer 3

Nausea
Heartburn
Indigestion
Upset Stomach
Diahrea
YEAH! Pepto Bismal!

Answer 4

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RE:
any body know the diahreah song?
i need the words

Answer 5

When you're swimming in the pool and you feel something cool- diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're laying in the sun and you feel something run- diarrhea, diarrhea.

That's about all i know- I'm not sure if that is what you were looking for, but that's pretty much all i've got. Hope that helps :)

Answer 6

"When you're drivin' down the highway and you feel somethin' comin'- DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA!
When you're swingin' through the jungle and you feel somethin' comin' DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA!"

It's been 10 years, but I still remember standing in the lunch line and singing that with all the other first graders.

Other versions:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Diarrhea_Song

Answer 7

When you re sitting in a pool and you feel something cool, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you re sitting on a bus and you hear someone cuss, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you re sliding in the mud and you hear a big loud thud, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you re climbing up a ladder and you hear a big glass shatter, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you re walking down a trail and you step on a rat s tail, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you re playing a big game and they never think you re lame, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you re finished with a show and it s really time to go, diarrhea, diarrhea....

Answer 8

When you're goin' up to bat
and your pants are gettin' fat
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're slidin' into first
and you feel somethin' burst
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're slidin' into two
And your pants are filled with goo
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're slidin' into third
And you feel a juicy turd
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're slidin' into home
And your pants are filled with foam
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Answer 9

When your runnung down to 1st and you feel it bout to burst,
Diahreah Diahreah
When your rounding second base and it hits you in the face
Diahreah Diahreah
When your running down the 3rd and you let a juicy terd
Diahreah Diahreah
When your sliding into home and your pants are full of foam
Diahreah Diahreah

Answer 10

Nope the last thing I want to do when I have diarrhea is sing and happy song....