okay so i was at the mall, right, and me and my cousin brittney were walking out of the mall. there was this black guy with a hot pink shirt on and he was all like "hey wanna buy a phone" and were like "uhh no we have one" and hes like "k fine whats ur names?" and were like "susan and gertrude" and hes like "okay cool so next time u come here i can be like hey susan and gertrude!" so were like ya and we started walking again and he said "do ya still wanna buy a phone and were like "no leave us alone!" and he got on all fours and started barking!! i didnt know what to do so i ran and brittney kicked him in the jaw! the security guard came and was like "hey ur assaulting that guy" and we ran even faster! but more security guards came so i went back to hold them back! i said "no she didnt mean it, honest" and they pushed me out of the way so i knocked them all out!! we ran out while they were still out cold! we only just got home and now were rele scared!! whats gonna happen to us?!?!?!?!
2006-08-29 08:25:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The security cameras probably have you on film. Wait for the knock on your door. Good story, by the way, how long did it take to make up?
2006-08-29 08:27:32 · answer #1 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'll probably get thrown in jail for about 5 years, and you're probably cute, so you'll be some big girl's *****.
You'll get a few prison tat's, and do your time.
Then when you get out, the black guy will file a civil lawsuit against you and win judgement of 500K and you'll be giving him your paycheck for the rest of your life.
2006-08-29 15:30:20 · answer #2 · answered by a_blue_grey_mist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont go back 2 the mall go 2 another.
2006-08-29 15:31:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhh, who noes. i think i can believe that story, but i think u mighta exaggerated when u said u knocked all the security guards out but, u shuldnt get in trouble for it. but when sumone comes knockin on ur door to come take u to jail, thats ur fault. NO MORE KNOCKIN OUT SECURITY GUARDS!! lol. =D
2006-08-29 15:32:05 · answer #4 · answered by bonez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clueless.
2006-08-29 15:28:26 · answer #5 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you sound tough as nails to take out all them guards
are you sure that you did not bark back at the guy on
his knee's? i mean the guard would be mad about that too.
2006-08-29 15:30:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk to the police, sounds like the guy at the mall had issues. you were afraid and your friend protected herself. I would have been afraid to.
2006-08-29 15:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by Dorrie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your going to be sent to your room for making up silly stories and lying to people.
2006-08-29 15:28:30 · answer #8 · answered by kja63 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the tooth fairy will come and have a tea party with you, santa and the easter bunny. JUST SAY NO!
2006-08-29 15:30:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the cops come to your house. just tell them what happened and why you did it. the worse i can see happening to you is getting community service or something.
2006-08-29 15:29:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋