I have no idea what to tell her, it's just been so damn difficult, any ideas on how I get rid of my wife?

Question

for the day? We spend so much time together, so it's hard to get her to go out on her own. I need 2 hours to get her out for a surprise party for her.

Answer 1

Ok, you need a roll of duct tape, 3 10 feet lengths of schedule 40 PVC pipe, a large tarp, an axe, a wood chipper and a box of tacks. You'll also need a gallon of anti-freeze, the orange, not the yellow. A box of fudge rounds and a 15 feet piece of rope. Now, take this....oh, snap, wait. I just read the rest of your question!! Just send her on a scavenger hunt. Everybody loves scavenger hunts.

Answer 2

You are going to need more than two hours to set this up honey, especially if she's been around this entire time and you haven't gotten it all put together just yet. If she has a sister with children, tell your sister to have her babysit for about 5 hours. Or have her mother get involved. If none of this is possible, tell her you are going golfing or something you do and then send her off on a bunch of errands. If all that fails...send her in for a dentist cleaning and have them sedate her for awhile! (Kidding) You just have to be creative. Call one of her girlfriends and have them claim a crisis and need her help...there are all sorts of things you could do.

Answer 3

I admire you for doing something so sweet for your wife. If my exhusband thought of this for me maybe we wouldnt have gotten divorced. But after 18 years of marriage and him taking me for granted I had no other choice. I respect you for this nice gesture and she is so lucky to have such a good man......anyway have her best friend call her and say that she has an emergancy or something and then plan the party. Or, have others take care of the arrangements and you could take her out on a nice dinner. then when she gets home is double the surprise. Have fun........

Answer 4

Doesnt she shop for food? Tell her you need her to run to the store for you. Tell her you are inviting the guys over for a "no does" poker party and she has to hang elsewhere for 2 hours.

Is her Mom around? get her help on this Have Mama call her and plea something...anything to get her to rush to help her mom ..
Best Fried? same scenerio have her friend call in distress asking for wifes help.
Either one should work.

Answer 5

Get her a day at the spa, even if it is to get a manicure and pedicure bring her drop her off there she will think that is her gift! Then BAM you have 2 hours and she feels Great. Goodluck

Answer 6

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Dudue I was gonna rip into you for this ? until I read the rest of it...........that is one heck of a set up ? Koudos to you on that! Now to answer

Just ask her to go to the hardware store for something impossible to find.....a left handed screwdriver, a bucket of steam, just co-ordinate with the owner of the store to send her to another store........let her have the run around until she gets tired of it....I did this once....works like a charm.....just make sure you have a cell phone to check where she's at!

Good luck and I hope all works out!

Answer 7

Give her your credit cards and send her to the mall,the only kickback there is she might not be back for hours but I guess you can start the party without her,right?

Answer 8

Tell her you need her to go to the mall and buy you a specific item of some kind. Simple. Problem solved.

You've got some little hottie on the side, don't cha....huh, well?

Answer 9

Get her a gift certificate for a half day at the spa...she gets pampered and you can set up for the suprise party..

By the way - your questions always make me smile...

Answer 10

Go buy her a professional massage and spa treatment...it will cost you but she will be out of the house, and will be thankful for you sending her to get pampered