"do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"
" yes, your ugly. See that woman in the jury? I'd really like to sleep with her. Should I keep going, or are you going to ask me some questions?"
2006-08-29 07:15:50 · 6 answers · asked by glacier 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I dont see anyone getting ten points on this on. some of you people need to lighten up. THEY'RE JOKES PEOPLE
2006-08-29 07:23:25 · update #1
Keep em coming, your so funny! Did you see the courtroom scene with the three stooges called disorder in the court. Take off your hat....raise your right hand....put your left hand here....TAKE OFF YOUR HAT....Curly has a hat on his head and is holding a cane in one hand so he has to keep switching them around.....soo funny :)
2006-08-29 08:04:46 · answer #1 · answered by Joeygirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that has to be one of the top ten stupidest questions I have ever read on here. when was the last time a lawyer asked you which women in the court would you want to sleep with...the whole truth and nothing but the truth doesn't mean you have to tell them everything on your mind...just answer truthfully to the questions they ask you...
2006-08-29 14:19:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not in the same manner you worded your editiorial. This is called contempt of court.
2006-08-29 14:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ever see ''Liar, Liar''? lol.
2006-08-29 14:28:19 · answer #4 · answered by Kiss my Putt! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO
2006-08-29 14:19:59 · answer #5 · answered by gene_harden2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YET TO ..!
2006-08-29 14:18:52 · answer #6 · answered by 1234 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋