Are all sheep jokes baaaaaaaaad?

Question

Know any good ones?

Answer 1

How about these?

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? So the sheep won't hear the zipper.

Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground. SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump! SH2: What about the sheep?!? SH1: Screw the sheep!!!! SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?

So the cowboy goes out to seek his fortune on the frontier of the old West. He finally settles on a ranching town near the very edge of civilization. So near, in fact, that there aren't any women to be found for love nor money. Well, he's young and full of hormones, and after a month, he starts getting randy, so he goes to the saloon to ask around. After a couple of sort of nervous, whispered conversations, it comes out that you use the sheep. Well, our hero isn't real happy about this, but he's really desperate. He buys a bottle to nerve himself up. He goes and finds the nearest flock, and decides that if he's going to do this at all, he's going to do it right. He spends most of the afternoon picking out the prettiest sheep in the flock. He shampoos her wool and ties ribbons around her neck. Puts a little bell on her collar. He's also getting pretty drunk. By evening, he's done cleaning up the sheep, and not thinking real clearly. He's so proud of the way the sheep looks, he decides to take her in to town and show her off at the saloon. He walks in with the sheep, and the room goes quiet. Everybody's staring at the guy. And not just staring, but kinda recoiling in shock and horror. He's ashamed, but he's drunk enough; he slurs out, "Whassamada, I thought ever'body went out to the sheep?" Finally, one old timer pipes up. "Yeah, boy, but you got the _sherrif's_ girl."

Where do you get virgin wool? From ugly sheep

Hope you enjoyed these. Have a great day!!!

Answer 2

What Is The Ideal Xmas Present For A Kiwi ?

A: Velcro Gloves.

Answer 3

A survey was taken in a field of sheep to find out which grass they liked better, they all gave the same answer:





BAAAAAAAAAA!

What do you expect, They're sheep.

Answer 4

Well I haven't herd any good ones lately I think I almost never herd any good sheep joke

Answer 5

Ohh, you....Get the *flock* outta here!

Ewe can't pull the wool over our eyes on this one!

Of course they are all bad! ;)

Sad part is, I can't tell if you are an evangelical fundie...or just an extra from an old Mountain Dew Commercial (recovering from brain damage no less).

You remind me of a lyric from a song called "Hello Timebomb" I think:

"Do you know I've got me a love/that's so Baaaad/yeah sooo Baaaad?"

(and why do I get the weird feeling I *saw* you out and about yesterday, driving your old Camaro with the T-tops lined with *sheepskin*??)

Answer 6

No all sheep jokes are very good, oh wait, you werent talking about Bush followers were you???

Answer 7

Ha Ha

Answer 8

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Answer 9

Where do sheep they their hair cut?

At the baa baa shop!

Answer 10

That joke was ok