My chest feels like someone is sitting on it and my left arm is aching. Also it feels like a knife is stuck into my back. I am feeling nauseaous. When I stand up it's worse and I start to get dizzy.
I would go to the hospital but I don't have any insurance and I'm sort of involved in this episode of Jerry Springer.
Do you think if I called an ambulance that they would wait about 30 minutes until my show is over?
I don't want to die but damn this is a good show.
2006-08-29 06:31:53 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
You need to call 911 NOW
Damn JERRY SPRINGER AND HIS BULLSHIT
2006-08-29 06:34:02 · answer #1 · answered by LJRobbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think u are having indigestion, take a pepcid AC.
If it was a heart attack, u better melt aspirin in mouth quick and get some B12 to prevent heart attacks.
Jerry Springer show is bad for your health, get up and do some side stretches and burp.
2006-08-29 13:37:03 · answer #2 · answered by sunflare63 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless that episode of Jerry Springer is "to die for", call 911... RIGHT NOW - worry about the bills later.
2006-08-29 13:35:23 · answer #3 · answered by Paul H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn off the show.
Either it's aggravating your heart or preventing you from getting help.
This seems like a fake question by the look of it, but if you are for real, ask yourself - Do I value my health or Jerry Springer more?
2006-08-29 14:08:40 · answer #4 · answered by STILL standing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you are merely having Springeritis, a common ailment when adulterous tattooed bulemic dwarves scratch each others eyes out on the springer show. Have a six pack of malt liquor in your undershirt, and you'll feel better.
2006-08-29 13:35:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call 911
2006-08-29 13:34:14 · answer #6 · answered by Jennifer L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It usually takes 5 minutes for ambulances so don't call until at least the gay couple are done fighting it out.
2006-08-29 13:35:29 · answer #7 · answered by Skepticalist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
obviously a fake question...
But... if you are experiencing those symptoms, call 9-1-1 and get your butt to a hospital. This may be the last episode of JS you'll watch if you don't.
2006-08-29 13:36:47 · answer #8 · answered by j H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off..your an IDIOT !!!!
Second......a friend of mine just experienced this same thing.....she was rushed into surgery for her gall bladder. The surgeon cut her liver in the process...she is now being transferred to a different hospital for further surgery.
Grow up......
2006-08-29 13:37:15 · answer #9 · answered by lisa46151 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9-1-1
2006-08-29 13:36:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not a heart attack because if it was you would be lying on the floor and gasping for your last breath.so continue watching your show,and by the way the show cant be that good because you are on the computer typing and not looking at tv.
2006-08-29 13:41:22 · answer #11 · answered by mack j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋