What is the best and quickest way to make money?

Question

especially if your lazy, but will work when forced

Answer 1

Print your own yeah... but is this how it could be done?; (due to legal implications and yahoo guideline rules it is prohibited to instruct you to do it)

This is the only way i could "imagine" making $1,000,000.00 in one day.

Could someone take current issue one dollar bills and remove the metalic strip, crumple the bills and bleach the ink out of them with oxalic acid (not clorine bleach) as it will not deteriorate the paper stock, once the ink is removed (this could take several soakings[washer would work great for large quanities and eliminate the need to crumple]) and re-print them as any denomination they desire on a color copier (being sure to use pre 1990 bills as their photo stock)? Would this also work great for making collectible bills such as the $500 which sell for $1000 or more? Would the only reason that these reproduced bills wouldn't pass under high levels of scrutiny be they don't have the correct ink? Nevertheless, the correct ink could be obtained. Would these incorrect inked bills easily pass at retail stores and even banks? However, would it be important not to leave a trail just in case?

Unlike prostitution this means of 'making money' is not morally or ethically compromising as the "law" is actually an evil and covert alien(as in demonic monster) occupation supported by traitorous mutants assimilated by oath(officers) and is devised to exploit us 'the people' as its substance of sustainance. Therefore, you would really be doing a truly 'good thing' by destroying the wrongly perceived credibility of this abominable institution.

It would also be wise to use the proceeds to buy gold, silver, platnnum, etc. as the dollar would show its true value.

Answer 2

if you are lazy, you must face your plight of not having much money, but lots of time. Life is a balance between time and money. If you are lazy, you might have a lot of time, but won't really be able to enjoy all of that free time if you can't afford to have fun, and fun costs money. Once you figure out that balance, you will be on your way to a happy and successful life. I for one made tons of money in my teens and twenties, and now I only work when I want to as a consultant. So, I have lots of time and money, the best of both worlds. Cheers, Mister PooPooFACE

Answer 3

Nobody wants to hire someone that has to be prompted to work. You may be disappointed to learn that there are many people out there looking for work and employers are not going to waste their time messing with one individual that does not show a willingness to work. So if you want to make money, you had better face the fact that you must work to get ahead in today's workforce.

Answer 4

Prostitution

Answer 5

WORK!its the only way. I'm telling you right now if you think there is another way you are fooling yourself.You may even enjoy it.Work has a way of growing on you and killing the terrible disease laziness.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

um..like prostitution..or selling drugs.
im not saying you should do it..but its the quickest..its gets you the most..and its awesome for the lazy people out there.

Answer 8

Panhandling. Its the best quick way to make a dime.

Answer 9

Whether you are lazy or not Find a good Job and stay with it. And maybe you can get somewhere

Answer 10

sell something to the pawn shop, if your a woman, lay on your back and spread em.