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I'm heading out to Iraq sometime in the next month and I'm going to meet the insurgents. Anything you want me to pass on to them? I'm going to let them know the USA is against the Iraq war. ( 63% are Against the war ) I hope I can lessen their hate for the USA. Stay tuned!!

2006-08-29 06:03:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Government

14 answers

I'll see your head on the news.

2006-08-29 16:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by joonam_21 3 · 0 0

Why don't you sit down with them and convince them the fastest way to get Americans out of their country it to quit fighting.

And just how will you meet these insurgents when they won't be shooting at you?

You are a joke and aren't even in the military!*LOL* OBTW I'm against the war too. But those anal retentives over their won't quit trying to kill people. So someone has to do something even if it's wrong. God knows the UN won't do anything.

2006-08-29 13:15:15 · answer #2 · answered by namsaev 6 · 2 0

Great, idea. Before you go why don't you climb into the polar bear cage and discuss why he hates humans. Or maybe what's on his lunch menu.

I read it on the net so I don't know who said it first.

"A hunter spotted a bear and started to shoot the bear saw him a begged for mercy. The bear said we can compromise. The hunter stopped to listen. A few minutes later the bear had a full belly and the hunter was inside a fur coat."

Oh, I do have message for the insurgents. Tell them my brother and one of my nephews are in Iraq right. They are there to kill insurgents, and they will do it. I'd advise you to stay out of the way.

2006-08-29 13:40:31 · answer #3 · answered by Roadkill 6 · 2 0

tell them you come in peace and that you want to offer your head to them as a small token of the 63% of Americans who are against the war.

That will show them that we as Americans are willing to die for our freedoms here. That would be a truly noble cause.
But do this on your own don't let any media know about it.Just do it autonomously.

It would go a long way with them, and you would probably save more American lives too.

2006-08-29 13:29:50 · answer #4 · answered by battle-ax 6 · 1 0

Been nice knowing you. The insurgents are not interested in whether or not America is againest the war. They are only interested in destroying America and replacing it with a country with their values. It's all they've ever wanted and that didn't start with this war and won't end with it.

2006-08-29 13:08:18 · answer #5 · answered by roamin70 4 · 4 0

You can tell us on FoxNews when your new friends have you kneeling in front of a television camera with an AK47 aimed in your direction.

Clearly not my place...but that sounds a tadge dangerous and foolish.

2006-08-29 13:06:45 · answer #6 · answered by jamie 4 · 2 0

I would like them to know that while the American government is calling them "insurgents" , the citizens understand that the term "insurgent" really means an outside agitator, like . . . well, like the American government.

2006-08-29 13:08:33 · answer #7 · answered by dig4words 3 · 0 3

Tell them they need to go out into the desert and practice their suicide bombing more often.

2006-08-29 13:28:23 · answer #8 · answered by Professor Chaos386 4 · 1 0

Tell them their moon god doesn't exist and they are soon to be dead and on their way to Hell where their "prophet" is already working up a sweat.

2006-08-29 13:08:20 · answer #9 · answered by Crusader1189 5 · 3 0

Nothing. Look them in the eyes and blow yourself up.

2006-08-29 13:34:05 · answer #10 · answered by GUERRO 5 · 1 0

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