That you have to hire a rodeo clown to distract them when you bring home the groceries
2006-08-29 05:43:59 · 39 answers · asked by glacier 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My best friend Ryan has literally been the world's fattest person since I met him 10 years ago. When he was 16, he got a job at the movie theatre as the screen. He ran away as a child, and the authorities had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton. Recently, he was diagnosed with a rapid-flesh-eating disease...and the doctor gave him 30 years to live. His parents say he was born with a silver-shovel in his mouth. He's SO fat, he has smaller fat men orbiting him. Even pictures of him are too heavy to hang on the wall. His height is the same whether he stands up or lies down.
2006-08-29 05:54:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes! Rodeo clowns are scary!
2006-08-29 05:47:26 · answer #2 · answered by Texas_Aggie95 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, My uncles wife is so fat, she's short and rounded like a ball, she always try to make diets and walk 2 miles a day, but none works.
y'no she eats till she got full, then she vomits all what she ate so she can eat more :s it's really sux
2006-08-29 05:50:44 · answer #3 · answered by ma29mo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MY sister in law is so fat she never sit down to eat. She weight 350 pounds
2006-08-29 05:48:06 · answer #4 · answered by lanie1713 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should stop watching Larry The Cable Guy. He Sucks.
2006-08-29 05:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by purplepassion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! No, I don't, or maybe I'M the relative! D'oh! I think I see some groceries!
2006-08-29 05:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by ndtaya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know of some who resemble the elusive Big Foot. I have attempted to catch them, but they are very fast and very nasty. Does this help?
2006-08-29 05:57:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a relative so fat that we have to bring in FEMA just to feed her breakfast!
2006-08-29 05:46:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. i also a clown. mom 2 fatty fat fat. eat all food. cannot afford 2 feed her rhino ***.
2006-08-29 05:45:55 · answer #9 · answered by Kevin H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes my brother! we even had to lock the fridge! hes over 400 pounds and only 18
2006-08-29 05:49:06 · answer #10 · answered by blossomingcactus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋