I mean, when you REALLY blew a gasket and let 'er fly......
2006-08-29 05:14:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
I'm watching an advanced screening of The Return of the King at a cinema. The invite says no cameras allowed and cell phones must be set to vibrate or switched off. The girl besides me starts taking a video of the movie on her phone. The light from the phone is too bright and distracts me so I remind her of the rule about not bringing cameras in. She looks annoyed but stops, then starts texting people (plural) and making business calls. Yes, the light from her gadgets is still distracting me. I tell her politely that she's keeping me from enjoying the movie and she asks "what's your problem?" So......"snap."
I grab 2 cell phones, a laptop, an iPod from my backpack, switch them "on" and jam it up to her face (didn't touch her) then I go "Can you see the movie now you !@#$%^&*()?" in a voice loud enough for the whole audience to hear.
Then it got really ugly.
2006-08-29 05:20:34 · answer #1 · answered by spindoccc 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well it's been a while since I've even seen a mean blue streak...
But did wake up eventually after screaming crying and leaving the Post Office job behind(you know my career) that I had become a person whom I would have disliked earlier in my life.
All the health problems associated with stress and the support received(hah) has done a number...
But having mostly survived(so far) and gradually lost the anger
I really can't remember a cussing blue streak as life is way too precious to waste that way and anger is so heavy a thing to lug around and blue streaks always head their own direction so much better to pick where you'd like to go...
Have to admit listening to republicans make me almost meet the blue streak because of their plans and/or listening to democrats whose only plan is attacking republicans... seems their job is to get people cussing blue streaks instead of trying to make a better world for us all to dwell in... seems to work as a BIG distraction///
2006-08-29 05:25:13 · answer #2 · answered by uncledad 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was three days ago dealing with a computer program's tech dept. They were obviously overseas, which I don't really mind- but... they did not comprehend a problem I was having with their anti-virus program. It kept taking over my home page and they kept thinking I was dealing with a virus.... in their program?!?!?!?!?! They told me to remove all of my anti-spyware programs which I knew was not the cause of the problem as I had been running all these programs for two years and never had a problem before.
I finally figured out the problem myself, cussing and swearing the entire time, and THEN someone from their tech dept. sent me an email with the solution AFTER I had already figured it out for myself. How long was my blue steak? About 6 hours!!!!!!!!
Have a great day!!!
2006-08-29 05:19:58 · answer #3 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slipped in the mud in a skirt when I was only 30 feet from the door at work. Had to drive all the way home to change and come back. Luckily no one was in the parking lot to hear what I said. No two-tone skirts for me!
2006-08-29 07:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when an idiot crossed backward across traffic on a 6 lane highway, to get from a left fork to the right side of the road so he could "pull out correctly".
When his 64 chevy impala was blocking two lanes I was in, I tried to go around him, & got sideways & hit him. When i got out of the car, he heard every curse I could think off telling him how incredibly stupid he was...
Funny, I didn't get any tickets...& he tried to sue me a few years later, only to lose in a big way.
2006-08-29 05:26:40 · answer #5 · answered by fairly smart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's usually on the phone with my friends or sisters whenever I need to vent! Last time was last week on Tuesday and Wednesday!
2006-08-29 05:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by *ღ♥۩ THEMIS ۩♥ღ* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friday when I had to deal with Comcast customer service over the phone.
2006-08-29 05:21:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy: I da_mn near cut the tip of my finger of off whilst dicing some vegetables... I know, "Smooth move, Exlax!" (Dee, Dee-Dee!)...
Moral of story: "Don't be in a rush around sharp knives!"
2006-08-29 05:35:03 · answer #8 · answered by cherodman4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was 108 degrees in the desert and i had bike trouble on a solo ride.
fortunately it was not long before a good Samaritan came by and put my bike in the back of her truck with me and rode me into town.
2006-08-29 05:23:56 · answer #9 · answered by rcsanandreas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friday when a truck lost a stone from its load and cracked my windshield!
2006-08-29 05:20:21 · answer #10 · answered by Weasel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋