How would you quit your job?

Question

If you hated your job, and you could quit without any reprocussions whatsoever, and could say or do ANYTHING, how would you quit?

Answer 1

call my boss a fat ****** *****,throw my computer out of a plate glass window, and give everyone the finger as i drive outta the parking lot

Answer 2

True story

I had a better job offer on a Friday and thought about it until the following Monday morning. I didn't want to give a notice, I just wanted to start the new job right away. There were so many benefits for switching. So around 10:30 in the morning I told my supervisor that I wasn't feeling well and took my stuff and left. I went that morning to the new job and started working there. That night I sent a email to my supervisor and the HR department telling them that I would no longer be working there due to a better job offer. My supervisor didn't care one way or the other (he did most the work by himself anyways) but HR got so mad. Besides there is no LAW that says you have to give notice....they don't give you notice when they lay you off or fire you. It is only a professional courtesy and you don't have to put them as a reference on other applications.

Answer 3

I've quit jobs by many means. My favorite was when a boss had me hire on one of my best friends. I told him that I didn't like mixing friends and business. Of course, she didnt' work out, so he called me and told me that he was going to fire her, knowing full well that I would tell her before he did. I hated that job anyway, so the day I quit, I spent the whole morning saying in sing-song "I gotta surprise, I got a surprise" Right before the lunch rush, I grabbed my bag and went out the back door where my friend was waiting and jumped into her car. Not only did it take them a good thirty minutes to realize that I wasn't in the bathroom, they were soo screwed because they had fired her and another person had quit. I don't know if this little story helps, but here's the lesson to learn: If you're going to do it, do it in a way that'll give you something to tell later. Cuss out your boss, trash something, or just tell your cubicle mate exactly what you think of them...I mean, you have nothing to lose, right?

Answer 4

the best way I ever quit was when I was young and my supervisor was being a mega you know what on a new years eve at a ski resort. barely half our staff showed up for work that night and we were all overworked and stressed. some of the other employees started a screaming match with the supervisor in front of about 50 customers and while everyone was distracted I ran up to the break room and called my former boss and asked for hours there. she said yes so i clocked out and disappeared into the night and went to a kick *** new year's party. ha ha- it was non confrontational and very sneaky but it was what i wanted to do:)

Answer 5

I just started this one... so I would leave gracefully. There are a few other jobs I've had in the past where I would have some choice words and leave things that smell or draw on the walls, steal something.. anything obnoxious with some of the bosses I've had

Answer 6

Tell your boss that you're sorry but you have now an opportunity of getting another job, and you may not refuse it, tell him too that you're really well at your actual job (it doesn't matter if it's true or false, but your boss will feel better about you) but your personal situation makes necessary to take the other job... ;)

Answer 7

Since I live in the REAL world, I know that there can always be repercussions. I would always leave a job in a professional manner. I would take the time to document all of the issues I had with the employer. If they were just interpersonal issues with no legal ramifications, I would speak with my supervisor and go over the issues. Hopefully this would help future employees of this company/supervisor.

If I had legal issues, I would take the documentation to the proper authorities and work through the system. In this manner, the employer would not be able to continue to treat employee improperly.

Answer 8

the last job i quit at was a seasonal job for the state. my boss started harrassing me so i took my keys out, threw them at him and told him where he could shove the keys. i then hoped in my truck and on the way out of the gravel parking lot a roasted my tires and peppered the boss with gravel. in my opinion that was the perfect way to quit.

Answer 9

I would go to my boss, and would tell him all my reasons why I quit, I would try to let him understand, and he will wish all the best for me. After that I would say goodbye for all my colleges.
This is a normal way to quit, I think.

Answer 10

I dont really mind my job so much, but as i ve been told before by my boss, and what i told those who have worked for me in the past: "You can do anything you want on your last day!!"