What is your most humiliating experiance?

Question

Yes, I have just realised I have spelt 'experience' wrong. So you can give up on the sarcastic answers.

Answer 1

I sent a text message to my sister detailling my amazing night of long overdue passion.... Only I actually sent it to my dad by mistake, oh the shame! And to make it worse I actually used the words "in your face HA HA HAAAA" too!!
My dad still doesn't see the funny side :-(

Answer 2

One of my many fears is making a spelling mistake in a question I have asked on Yahoo! Answers. The only way to rectify it is to delete the question - even then your mistake is saved in an ever-growing archive of questions and answers on Yahoo. Every one of these can be accessed by anyone online at any time via any number of search engines, even after the question has been resolved.

So although you've actually forgotten your mistake, some kid in the year 2043 AD accesses your question and has a little giggle. This idea can be worrying and I have made mistakes in the past myself. These types of errors can be very humiliating experiences, and it is wise to make use of the Spellchecker before submitting each of your questions.

Answer 3

i was a landscaper. I had a great client. I was building a shed. I got the shed almost totally built but the walls were like 2" short so i couldn't finish. I went with the client to the store and said i had a college education and this should be easy. The clerk informed me i didn't read the directions. I assumed the shed wa s9x8 because that's what it was called, a 9x8 shed. But in the directions the measurements were 2" shorter in one area for some reason. I was so embarrased.

Answer 4

When a homeless mental case started, out of the clear blue sky, ranting and raving against me at a public beach. Later, I gathered my wits and strategized to find this punk. I was 50 and he about 25-30 and bigger and stronger than me. I found him right in the middle of downtown among crowds of people. No questions asked. I pounded him really good until he withdrew. It was my first and only fight. The next day I saw the bum wearing the hurt on his body that he had inflicted on my soul.

Answer 5

I went for a pregnacy check up and I had to wear maternity trousers for the first time. I went for my obligitory pee in the tiny bottle and I was so concerned my hands were wee-free I quickly placed my full bottle into my trouser pocket, missing the pocket altogether and it travelled down my trouser leg across the very full doctors waiting room via the "hole" due to the materity expansion in the trousers!

Answer 6

Oh man! This one time I was on Yahoo Answers, and I spelled "experience" wrong! How humiliating!

Answer 7

When as a teenager I dived into the local pool hoping to impress a girl who had been watching me and my trunks slid down and stuck round my ankles, even now I can feel my colour coming up, and this was many years ago.

Answer 8

It was only on the "Inside" so it doesn't count... I make a joke out of everything and save up the embarrasment for the private moments.

I don't like to be that easily figured out... or that normal.

Answer 9

Do you really believe that I learnt nothing? Humiliation is such a leech like thing that it sticks to your mind for years sucking on your sense of prestige and pride. And now you want me to tell you, to relive what I want to forget just because you want to know; you want to know how humiliating it was for me. Then I tell you this: telling you what it was will be the one you want to know. Now, you can imagine yourself.

Answer 10

Making fun of a teacher just to realise he was behind me.