how do you...?

Question

explain to your 3 year old son who saw you and your wife doing the wild thing?

Answer 1

I have a 3 year old daughter. She has never caught us having sex, but I think she is at an age where just telling her a simple truth would be good for her. Just say mommy and daddy (and other grown ups who are married) love each other so much that they do a special hug to show each other. Simple enough. If he asks more questions, just give more simple answers.

Now, if he says something like, "Well I love you that much, can we do a special hug?" Make up a big bear hug or a fun way for you two to say "I love you" that is just for you and him.

If you want to get ambitious with this, or you think he may understand the technicallities of actually having sex, you can purchase children's books explaining it in a juvenile way for them. I remember when i was little we had "Where did I come from?" and it explained how babies are made. I even remember the page that talked about mommies and daddies having sex and it said somethign very simple and similar to what I said above.

Answer 2

U don',t he's 2 young 2 understand.
Just say "Mummy & Daddy were playing" & leave it at that.
Wait until he's a lil older 2 explain the Birds & the Bees.
When he's about 5 & able 2 comprehend it all.

Answer 3

has he asked what you were doing? If so you can say you were playing a game...and that your wife was under the covers checking out your decoder ring that glows in the dark.

Or tell him you both were wrestling. If he wants to learn to wrestle then teach him hand wrestling or tussle with him a little.

Answer 4

There is joke relating to this but far too crude for in here, lol.........
but as it reminds me of it I shall say one line...........

'Come back and ask me when you're 16'

Just tell him (if mentioned which I doubt unless see a few times) that it's mummy and daddy game that he will find out what it is when he gets a wife one day....
simply put and simply put to rest ;)

Answer 5

He is only three. Why do you have to explain anything? He will soon forget about it. Just let it go unless he keeps on. Then just tell him you two were exercising or something.

Answer 6

tell him that u got some kinda fits .. lol just kiddin tell him its nun of yr business .. lol k k sry tell him that u were doin some adult thin which he'll kno in some years time

Answer 7

Dont sweat it. He'll not remember in short time.

Answer 8

TELL HIM THE TRUE OR YOU BE MAKEING A BIG ONE DONT TELL HIM ALL ABOUT IT TRY TO TELL THE TRUE

Answer 9

hand puppets

Answer 10

tee hee .....just say you were wrestling.....