2006-08-29 03:28:13 · 17 answers · asked by nvsweets2006 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Fart in her face and then leave her.
2006-08-29 03:31:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell your wife to fart in front of u ,cause she must b farting in som secrete place ,why take so much tention ,then she will realize why u fart, and both of u fart and live happily ever after ......
2006-08-29 03:52:53 · answer #2 · answered by farhan a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While she has a right to be disgusted, farting doesn't give her the right to cheat on you! I would leave her because she is a cheater!!!!
2006-08-29 03:35:25 · answer #3 · answered by Marygoroun(d) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab her head and fart on her the next time you see her. Then jerk off onto her face and kick her *** out the door!
2006-08-30 13:50:57 · answer #4 · answered by iluv2cutfarts 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ditch the ***** immediantly... Find out where she moves to, get a large clean jar, fart in it and close the lid quickly, then send it to her..... That is my nonsense solution to your nonsense question, however, I tried the jar thing out on my brother when we were teenagers, and it really works....Thinking of a good reason for him to open and sniff a seemingly perfectly empty jar was the *****.......
2006-08-29 03:38:58 · answer #5 · answered by mobileminiatures 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Write your story and publish it, maybe she'll stop cheating if you get rich and stop farting around. Sorry, I can't imagine you as being serious.
2006-08-29 03:39:03 · answer #6 · answered by tyreanpurple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kick her to the curb and find someone who appreciates a good fart =D
2006-08-29 03:37:15 · answer #7 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your being honest, get rid of the b**ch, life is too short. If a fart makes her horney for someone else, she has issues, eat some beans and blow her *** to the curb!!
2006-08-29 03:33:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Burp... Same thing in a different direction.
Or are you not kidding? I wouldn't know. Ask her to marry you again.
2006-08-29 03:31:05 · answer #9 · answered by otter7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it really so difficult to control your farts?? Geez.
2006-08-29 03:43:43 · answer #10 · answered by Lyrical Goddess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋