A teenage boy was sitting in a food court eating lunch,hehad big spikes in his hair,an orange one,a blue one,a yellow one,a green one and a red one,there was also an old man eating lunch,he kept staring at the teen,The teen got tired of it an finally went up to the old man and said"What the hell do you keep staring at?Have you never done anything wild?"The old man looked up and said"Actually I had sex with a peacock once and I wondered if you were my son"!!!!!!!!
2006-08-29 02:39:38 · 24 answers · asked by Cherokee 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sorry I didn't know it was old!Don't get out much!Fatima lighten up!
2006-08-29 02:49:37 · update #1
I hope you know Fatima is probably giving everyone the thumbs down!I wish people knew they have the right to MOVE to another question!
2006-08-29 02:51:58 · update #2
Funny ignore the negative comments and post further in the jokes section for applauses
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Very good.
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2006-08-29 18:59:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 01:10:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a little off colored joke, and I like the clean jokes, but I still smilled about it!
2006-08-29 02:52:51 · answer #4 · answered by ~~Catbird Woman~~ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have already read that joke in a magazine. But the first time I read it, it was funny. =)
2006-08-29 02:43:01 · answer #5 · answered by michelle 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahaha
thats hilarious
but seriously how is it possible a human and a peacock
lol..good joke
2006-08-29 02:44:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Love it - good humor never gets old!
2006-08-29 06:02:42 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good joke, I have not heard it before.
2006-08-29 14:10:49 · answer #8 · answered by Red Yeti 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very nice one.
rated 8
2006-08-29 02:42:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol thats a funny
2006-08-29 02:42:31 · answer #10 · answered by always thinkin 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋