2006-08-29 02:12:17 · 11 answers · asked by Old Fart 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Find yourself a good Old Farts Home.
2006-08-29 02:20:12 · answer #1 · answered by Jazmanana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How old is your wife, doesn't she smell too? Go to a bath house experience new things. And keep in mind you are only as old as you feel.
2006-08-29 14:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a shave and put on some perfume and DO NOT FART then go make luv to your wife....but first put on a fireman costume & dim the lights..lol
2006-08-29 09:20:02 · answer #3 · answered by Sonny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the bank, transfer all your savings in a personal account that she can't touch. you're not to old to do this and she will stop yelling at you.
but just be cautious you might end up going out to get a lease of your own too.
2006-08-29 09:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by Lee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
accept the compelling clarity she is gifted with...old farts DO smell!!!
in the meantime, get a mp3 player, put on the headphones, and groove to your own vibe...
where do you go? take a shower!
2006-08-29 09:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by fred[because i can] 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur an old sad sad person !!!! wat a shame !!! u got a lot of issues !!!! maybe if u will take a shower and stop farting things will be much much better !!! im telling u ! shes goin 2 dump u soon then u will be a misrable old fart guy how sad !!!
2006-08-29 09:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cover your wife in lye, and soak her in kerosene, in about forty five to fifty minutes strike a match to her. cover the remains in lye once more. Ten points please.
2006-08-29 09:45:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go answere the door, she"s waiting for you, dearie
2006-08-29 09:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go for a drive, walk, bath, just go somewhere she's not!
2006-08-29 09:17:57 · answer #9 · answered by johnavaro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try the shower.
2006-08-29 09:20:52 · answer #10 · answered by ezachowski 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋