Do you have a funny story to share?

Question

I need a good laugh today & thought others might too.

Answer 1

My husband & I were having a very busy day one day, running errands & visiting family. I could tell something was wrong with him. He just had a concerned look on his face all day like he didn't feel good. After about 5 hours out & about we came home to freshen up & go out to dinner. I went to change shoes and when I found my sneakers one was bigger than the other. Hubby & I both had shoes just alike. All day he'd been walking around in one of his shoes and one of mine! He seriously thought that his foot was really swollen & that maybe he needed to go to the ER, LOL.

Answer 2

its a "moment"

I was sitting at the computer desk and my foot fell asleep.. I thought after i stood up It would wake up like usual, but it was REALLY asleep... I started hopping on it screaming and flaling my arms all around freaking out bc my foot wouldnt wake up... then it did and i felt like a total idiot...

another one...

I had to boil some eggs for easter and was having an off day, walked in the kitchen, cracked the eggs, and thought i would boil them.. took me forever and a day to realize they have to stay IN the shell...

again...

We were having city water put in and my brother was talking about my neighbors and said they were doing it by hand.. i was like NO THEY ARENT! THEY HAVE SHOVELS STUPID!
im silly sometimes

and lets see...

thats all for now!! (too many to list on here)

Answer 3

once i was in a mall and i was wondering away in the market and soon i could'nt figure out where my parents where as it was a big mall.... i starting looking 4 them... i remembered that my dad ws wearin' a red t shirt andgrey pants... and ya know wat... i saw a man with red t shirt and greypants and he had my dads same hair cut.... only he was facing the opposite side so i didn't c that it was someone else... i went to him and pressed his hand and said.... where have you been all this time... and this guy was like tensed at the sudden talk of mine... and hen suddenly i realised that i'd pick up the wrong man and even now i remember that at sometimes and even i share it with my 5rends at times and we laugh remembering that

Answer 4

A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave, sobbing loudly and pounding his fists on the ground,

"Why did you have to die? Oh, why? Why?" he lamented.

"A loved one's passing is a terrible loss," the grounds keeper offered in consolation, "but someday, the pain will pass."

"Loved one?" the weeping man said, looking up.

"I didn't even know the guy."

"Then why all the tears?"

"He was my wife's first husband!"