A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie,
something nice for their first wedding anniversary.
So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her
the phone and explained to her all of its features.
Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her
new phone.
The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and,
to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.
"Hi Susie," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"
Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is
clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."
"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.
"How did you know I was at Asda ?"
2006-08-29 01:00:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
ps my daughter is blonde and she just got straight A's in her A levels so i don't think blondes are thick
2006-08-29 01:08:01 · update #1
hey- i'm blonde - and my collars and cuffs match ;-)
2006-08-29 01:20:06 · answer #1 · answered by sandi smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im a blonde myself and yes i can be just a little bit dizzy,But does that really have anything to do with the colour of my hair?I dont think so.Some girls with blonde hair can play up to the role of been just a little bit stupid and some girls hate that stereotype.My advice would be get to know the girl before you judge her you'l soon find out theres just as many intelligent blondes as there is stupid.
2006-08-29 01:17:31 · answer #2 · answered by cheekychimp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a blonde mate that is as light as a feather up there - she has a good heart though.
It isnt always blondes though, it differs with each individual.
How do you know if a blonde is having a bad day?
She has a tampon behind her ear and she cant find her pencil!
2006-08-29 01:16:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I use to think so. My mom (a blonde) bought me a movie and says "I don't know if this will work on your tv". I'm confused and ask why not. She tells me because it's formatted to fit the tv (and I have a 60" screen.) My fiance is dark hair and dark eyes, he's kind of ditzy. I call him my dark little blonde.
2006-08-29 01:06:46 · answer #4 · answered by REGINA G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I was a blonde but recently I changed my hair colour as I were sick of people calling me a typical blonde!! the amount of things I have said and made my boyfriend cry with laughter!!
I were sitting with my mate the my sofa the other day talking about chat shows- and we were coming up with titles for the chat show, mine was "I slept with my mum and now I am pregnant" It wasnt until she pointed it out to me and then I thought that show wouldnt really work out !! lol lol
Now being brown rules!!
2006-08-29 01:19:52 · answer #5 · answered by sunshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think they are?? I over heard a woman(a blonde) talking to another person and she said i got in my car the other day and the check engine light came on in the dashboard of my car, the only problem is that it didn't tell me what i was looking for?.
2006-08-29 01:08:16 · answer #6 · answered by kram_7777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly i do no longer likely understand that yet i somewhat think of that's the stars fault for that. i somewhat think of all blondes are clever and bueatiful. for my area i admire blondes extra desirable than the different sort.
2016-12-17 19:06:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can substitute blonde with anyone person where I come from. A woman ( Brunette ) asked me the other day why she couldn't buy Exlax Laxatives with her food stamps! She was mad and told me well you eat it !! Yah can you say STUPID!!
2006-08-29 01:08:08 · answer #8 · answered by chemicalCourtney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Blonde girls are not stupid...I had a blonde gf some time ago and she was very smart. I also know a couple of blonde girls and they are not stupid... Myth Busted!
2006-08-29 01:05:07 · answer #9 · answered by Λиδѓεy™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The stupid ones are the onse that categorise all blondes as stupid because of crap jokes like that.
2006-08-29 01:04:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont get that joke!! i can only comment on 2 blondes i was with and they were thick. doubt all blondes r though
2006-08-29 01:24:53 · answer #11 · answered by Barson 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋