I could never stand the song "Blue" by Eiffel65.
If you really want to laugh, I recommend Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs. He's a humor columnist who in the 90's had a contest for people to write in and vote for the worst song ever written. The response was overwhelming, so much so that he not only wrote several columns about it, but eventually published an entire book on it. The majority (if not all) of the songs are from the 60's and 70's; however, if you don't know the songs, it's still hilarious (sometimes he'll provide the awful lyrics, and if not, you can always look them up yourself). Dave Barry himself is very funny. It's well worth a look.
Three columns that came from the contest (including the announcing of the winners) can be found here:
http://www.lovedungeon.net/humor/dave/the_bad_song_contest_i.html
http://www.lovedungeon.net/humor/dave/the_bad_song_contest_i.html
http://www.popculturemadness.com/Music/WORST-Dave-Barry.html
The amazon.com page for the book is here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0836214439/103-6780109-3984620?v=glance&n=283155
2006-08-29 00:45:00
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answered by fire_leo_805 3
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I hear this in stores all the time. I don't know the name but the woman sings "I will go down with this ship. I won't throw my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag etc...." I loathe this song. It's always on in the drug store or the department store, never the radio.
I call it the "Goodbye Song" because I have started putting down my purchases and leaving the store when I hear it.
2006-08-29 00:35:56
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answered by annabellesilby 4
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Insane Clown Posse.....F....in in the bush.....fu.....in everywhere.
Nice Beat, but after a while, I had to rid of this, and I lied to my son to as where I put it!
I don't even think this band exist anymore....do they??
They had another too about chillin and illin with their guts all over the ceiling.......Sorry....I guess I just couldn't stand the Band itself, not only the song.
2006-08-29 00:34:36
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answered by Anonymous
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ok, I nonetheless love the music, yet "general human beings" by using Sly & the kin Stone has the line : so on and so on and scooby dooby dooby... i'm sorry yet it truly is lots of the laziest lyric writing I actual have ever heard. It makes me chortle each and anytime.
2016-11-23 12:39:23
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answered by Anonymous
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Afroman - "Because I got high"
I am really upset that the song was even able to hit the airways, it is by far the dumbest song I've ever heard
2006-08-29 00:27:52
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) by The Proclaimers. Its so bad its funny.
2006-08-29 00:30:43
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answered by Keira 6
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all songs from Britney Spears because she has an awful voice and everything she sings sounds terrible.her lyrics are childish and some stupid,or worse some have no meaning.
2006-08-29 00:32:59
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answered by Darkness & sorrow 2
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My country is full of this kind of ****...I'm not going to mention the oriental like ****,like gipsy music......but Spicy-"Mi-e frica",in translation......I'm afraid............and the song goes on.....omg......I'm afraid,so afraid to sleep alone,pls don't leave.............it's stupid!!!!!!!!but I haven't yet heard the new album from paris hilton......that should be a WORST EVER!google it and then translate the words.........it's stupidest ever
2006-08-29 00:33:16
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answered by Anonymous
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Who Let the Dogs Out? who?! who?!
2006-08-29 00:33:58
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answered by Anonymous
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pretty much everything on mtv
2006-08-29 01:29:43
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answered by Anonymous
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