how do we use condom?

Answer 1

You don't use it with a book, that's for sure.

Answer 2

I will treat this civilly, even though the question is bordering on "inane".

How to use a condom properly - How to Rip n Roll

1. Don't store condoms in a glove box or in your wallet, condoms hate heat! Also, don't use condoms past the expiration date and don't open condoms with your teeth.

2. If you're using a Latex condom, don't use oil based lubrication such as skin lotions, baby oil, Vaseline® or cold cream - the oil in these products weakens the Latex. Always use water based or latex compatible lubricants with Latex condoms. If you must use oil based lubricants use polyurethane condoms, these are safe to use with oil.

Rip - open the package

put on a condom
When the time has come to cover your Captain (Captains at full attention and ready for battle). "RIP" open your favorite condoms package, being careful not to use your teeth place a few drops of your favorite water based lubricant inside the tip of the condom. Never let your Captain touch your partner before he is securely covered.



Roll - on the protection

how to use a condom

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When you put on the condom, hold the condom by the tip to squeeze out any air. Leave some space at the tip to hold any and all fluids and "ROLL" the rest down to your Captains base.

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If your Captain is intact (has a foreskin), put the condom on with the foreskin pushed back. After you have Rolled and are covered, push the foreskin forward (toward the tip). This lets the foreskin move without breaking the condom.

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(Optional but recommended) Place more water based lubricant on the outside of the condom. Remember, "Wetter is Better".
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If at any time during battle your Captain is ambushed (the condom breaks or comes off), stop immediately and pull out. Wash your Captain and put on a new condom.
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use a condom correctlyAfter your Captain has won his battle (after intercourse), you should hold the condom at the base and pull out slowly. This should be done while your Captain is still at attention.
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Throw away the used condom in the trash, not the toilet. If you choose the toilet they will come back to haunt you some day, trust me!
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Never re use condoms, use a new condom every time you have contact.

Answer 3

Cascade has put it elaborately. You know it is a skill to use. If used in a wrong way, can defeat the very purpose it was intended for. All the operations with the condom need to be when the "Captain" is in attenion mode. Mount the condom well before you are at the brink or you might be too late.

Answer 4

We means? you are some 4 or 5 persons who wanna use it altogether? he he

ok hold the tip of the condom tight and put the rubber on the head of your penis and keep rolling it down till the base, make sure it doesnt have any bubble in it otherwise it could burst.

another option, ask your lady to do it on your tool ;)

Answer 5

If you need to ask, maybe you need to put your dads condoms back in the place you found it. Thks for the two points now I am at level 3.

Answer 6

Follow Cascade Ranger's advice! Although I was lol, I salute his/hers 'Captain's' advice.

Out of curiousity, why did you put this question in Books and Authors...you think Stephen King is gonna tell you something different?

Answer 7

Goes on to show an ounce of experience is better than tons of books

Answer 8

There should be insturctions in the box. But it's not that difficult. You just roll it on. Take a look at the link I attached.

Answer 9

If you are French..do not try a letter...considering your immaturity you can practice first...a small zuchinni or carrot is a good start for you boys.Remember practice makes perfect! Safely,of course.

Answer 10

Read the instructions on the packet.

Answer 11

Read the instruction manual.every freakin thing comes with one these days!