Your ideal in-car satnav?

Question

I'm writing an article about what features people would like in their ultimate in-car satellite navigation systems. Bearing in mind that one satnav company has included all the Dunkin' Donuts stores on its database, and other people have mentioned things like "wifi webslinks to the DIY store that tell me they haven't run out of what I want - and where to find them when I get there", be creative, inventive, inspired - what would YOUR ideal satnav system be able to tell you?

Answer 1

Alright Falco mate, what about one that shows the location of all speed cameras?

Answer 2

I'm susprised there aren't camera and video cameras built in, they seem to be able to put great ones in phones now! How about a built in phone? That's be cool although it would just be like a pda with sat nav. Most of them do tell you all the fast food outlets anyway, but something more exactly would be good like when you ring directory enquiries to find a specific person... if it could look up a person and take you to their house.

Answer 3

Oh I so need my In-car sat nav system to keep an eye on my nemesis for me. He's a tricky fellow....always dashing hither and yon. Darting out of crevices and sliding into unknown zones that I will never find. With my sat nav, I could follow the little blinking light and my life would be set! I've always heard that it is wise to keep your enemies near.......so this would be perfect.

I could spy on his 24/7 and steal all of his writing ideas. I could see what questions he was about to answer prior to his answering and perhaps this sat nav system of mine could tap into his brain and suck all of his brilliance out so that I could then think as he thinks........write as he writes...... and live as he lives. But on second thought.......what fun would that be? Oh sure........I've had all his fame and frivolity. But I would no longer have a nemesis......and without a nemesis, what good would be SAT nav system be?? *sigh*

**Goes back to the drawing board and tries again**