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Maybe they're talking about my dog which has become lodged between the tremendous rolls of fat around my waistband.

2006-08-29 04:52:09 · answer #1 · answered by warehaus 5 · 1 0

A Scotsman would pronounce both the same.

So, if you own both an inbred Mexican Hairless / Bulldog / Chihuahua mix AND a bulging waistline, watch his eyes carefully as he says: 'Aye, thass'un ugly pooch, and nae mistake!'

This will indicate whether your manhood or your doghood is being threatened, so either you or the dog can bite him, as appropriate.

2006-08-29 03:17:13 · answer #2 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0 0

Since I don't have a dog I guess it would be my fat.

2006-08-29 02:51:44 · answer #3 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 0 0

i wouldn't know...i don't have a poochy belly or a dog. maybe i would think that they asked me if i had any hooch?

2006-08-29 02:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by why do i? 6 · 0 0

stop calling my sister a dog!!!!

she's not that ugly.

2006-08-29 12:32:18 · answer #5 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0 0

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