Are Democrates ahead in the polls by a 3-1 margin over republicans because of inbreeding in red states?

Question

When Jeff Foxworthy says "if your family tree has a straight line, you might be a red neck" he was right. Republicans and inbreeding are one in the same. Lets just take a look at what Republican inbreeding does http://www.cutepiggy.com/george_w_bush.html

You know your a Republican when you have to believe government has nothing to do with providing police protection, national defense, and building roads

You know your a Republican when the only way to raise your I.Q is by standing on a chair.

You know your a Republican when you lock your family in your convertable and have to get a hanger to get them out

What do you call a Republican in an institute for higher learning? A visitor?

What do you call 20 Republicans in a freezer? Frosted Flakes

Answer 1

You know you are a Rep when your wife has the same last name before and after she was married,
You know you are a Rep when you have a cousin named Lloyd Junior,
You know you are a Rep when your church has a roadkill breakfast every week,
Wait, one more,
You know you are a Rep when you have a church,
Thanks, this was fun.
I am not offended by the redneck remark either even tho I was born one, some people can overcome the past.

Answer 2

So as a democrat you believe that your responsible for police protection? Yet it is the ACLU that is always suing the police.Who thinks drugs should be legal. Not Republicans! National defense? I don't hear too many democrats voting for more money for the military. Maybe your idea of national defense is the ACLU?
What do I call a Republican on campus? Alumni!
A life long professional student? Liberal Democrat
20 liberals in a box fruit loops

You should try standing on a chair yourself. you need the help!

Answer 3

certain ..... i'm questioning through the right of the week FEMA will already have trailers on the way ...it really is a pink state. The republicans are stupid .... like the in no way concept something like this can ensue even as they were screwing Chris Christie & the victims of typhoon Sandy for ninety one days. The republicans are searching at a scandal are the victims of Sandy any a lot less human then the victims of the Oklahoma twister. with slightly of success u . s . of america will awaken forcing John Boehner to renounce including his republican Obstructionist.

Answer 4

As usual, yet another Weak Sister has it exactly backwards - it's inbreeding in blue states that accounts for the 127-1 margin that the Democratic Party currently enjoys.

Answer 5

Of course, one of the sure signs of a Democrat these days is the total lack of objectivity in the world of politics, especially in Yahoo! Answers.

REMY D--since you had no question, I've got one for you: What do Republicans really believe? Mind you, I said Republicans--not Conservatives--and they are not the same.
Prove to me with your insightful answer that you're intelligent enough yourself to put yourself out there like that.

Oh--and for the record--I am NOT Republican. But I'm certainly not a Democrat either.

Answer 6

You forgot:

"You might be a Republican if you stare at an orange juice carton because it says 'Concentrate' "

"You might be a Republican if you need a flashlight to go to bathroom at night"

And yes, I do realize these are not very funny. I'll be here all night.

Answer 7

Still can't come up with any of your own material? At least this time you gave one comedian some credit.

You'll never make it in stand-up, you just don't have the wit for it.

Answer 8

Another brilliant commentary on the weak and twisted liberal mind. Change your diapers junior.

Answer 9

Sounds like your family tree is a palm tree!!!

Answer 10

Huh? Is there a question in here, or should we lock you in a room to have a conversation with yourself......

Oh wait....I get it.....you are tyring to be clever..........Come back when you actually are clever.