I recently moved into some dorms and barely met this guy. He is always playing with himself at night when he thinks I'm asleep.
2006-08-28 18:30:57 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Higher Education (University +)
ummmmmmm, stop watching him
2006-08-28 18:34:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Um why don't you just tell him to stop because it bothers you? And if he says no move out. It's That simple. And next time before you move talk to the people who already live there."
Brilliant plan. You think moving is so "simple"?
Yeah, talk to the people before you move in. I'm sure they'll say "Oh, and by the way, I should tell you ahead of time that I like to play with myself every night."
Duh
2006-08-28 18:50:04 · answer #2 · answered by vinny_the_hack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't ruin the man pleasure by interrupting, be courteous and offer to hook him up with a girl you think would like to get to know him based upon what other information you know about him. Sounds like the guy needs a girl in his life to satisfy his needs. If that don't work then plug your mp3 into your ears and turn your back and drift off to sleep. Later on down the line let him in on the secret.................but not in front of others to embarrass him.
2006-08-28 18:42:42 · answer #3 · answered by Niinnaa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it some circumstances , to no longer sound impolite or smug yet there is no person which could tell me what i'm able to and can't do specific they might say something such as you cant try this or that yet just to end asking questions no .
2016-11-06 00:13:57 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you know he's wanking himself and it annoys you,there are 2 of you sharing this room and if he doesnt find somewhere else to do it then one of you will have to move out to another dorm, and you dont want to advertise it on the bulletin board. "Room mate wanted to share with constant wanker". On another note how come you have all the luck? how big is it? will he w**k yours while he's at it? Maybe he'll give you a b**w job.
2006-08-28 18:45:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time he starts playing with himself say something to let him know that you're awake. It could be anything, for example, "Wow, what a day it's been. I am ready to get some sleep. How 'bout you?" He'll realize that you were awake and heard him going for it. This will embarrass him and hopefully he'll think twice next time he gets the urge!
2006-08-28 18:41:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this sounds like back when i was living with a male roommate ...okay i was like just starting to fall asleep when i heard a clicking sound I'm all like what the hell is that ..the noise started to increase as the time went by i thought i was having schizophrenic paranoia.. then when i said hey can you hear that.... he automatically just made a flinching quickenss and said !WHAT!... the next couple of days he was like really into it...like it was at least 2 times per day...until like 5 months passed i noticed he was sexually confused....and then one day he said you know "i'm getting tired of jerking my meat everyday...as soon as he said that i was shocked like he knew i was wathing him play with himself all this months... he said if i could do it for him i thought he was just joking... he was really serious.... then we started like flirting around and it end up to be that we both had a crush on each other since we met that first day ....it was like my first Gay experience... i just felt sick as he cummed on my mouth... i brushed and brushed my teeth... until i felt bad and started feeling mad at myself...for being in a crush on my roomate al those 5 months without recognizing...it....the good thing was that we talked about it ...it was really a weird conversation... i never felt better communicating with the enemy that was seducing me all those 5 months...it end up to be we were just both confused In loved on each other...well if you don't matter at all that he jerks off in your room space well just be careful.. you might be in love or seducing each other....without commitment..or realizing it....
2006-08-28 19:02:08 · answer #7 · answered by toolboxkeeper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um why don't you just tell him to stop because it bothers you? And if he says no move out. It's That simple. And next time before you move talk to the people who already live there.
2006-08-28 18:35:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eewww, you need a new room mate. Or next time he does it, sit up really fast and yell, "Dude what are you doing?" That might just startle him limp or tell him next time he does it outside the privacy of the bathroom he gets a digital camera flash in the face.
2006-08-28 18:35:30 · answer #9 · answered by chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to stop whackin it or be like...."Dude I'm f---in awake!!!" and turn on the light and take a picture or video of him in the act and then make hundreds of copies and give them away and post them all over campus. I'm sure he'll think twice about doing it when you're around. I'm confident that this will work!
2006-08-28 18:35:10 · answer #10 · answered by triplesixkoe 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
eww~
just say hey dude the bathroom is around the corner don't do that when I am in the room.
If you are too chicken request a room change, they are usually not a big deal this early in the semester.
2006-08-28 18:38:26 · answer #11 · answered by Jen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋