2006-08-28 16:11:09 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
I would give him some peace and tranquility.
2006-08-28 16:16:20 · answer #1 · answered by First Lady 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
First I would get rid of all the tabloids that make up stupid lies about him! Then I would beat the hell out of the gold diggers who falsely accused him of molesting their kids! Finally I would give him a big hug, a big kiss and tell him that everything will be ok and he's still the greatest man alive!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2006-08-29 03:44:26 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would give Michael a picture of himself when he was young.To compare the mess he has made of his face.with plastic surgery.
Happy Birthday sweet Michael you are still a great entertainer.
2006-08-28 16:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Something from Wal-mart....I hear they're having a sale. Little boys pants-1/2 off!
2006-08-28 18:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by But Inside I'm Screaming 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
An airline ticket to France.
2006-08-28 17:54:53 · answer #5 · answered by randyrich 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ebony Fashion Fair make-up. Also the book "Black Like Me".
2006-08-28 18:33:18 · answer #6 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A kick in the a$$ with a golf shoe.
2006-08-28 16:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ill give him a shirt or a pair of pants
2006-08-28 16:19:21 · answer #8 · answered by cassiekennedy2001 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One hug and one huge kiss and anything that he likes!
2006-08-28 22:08:01 · answer #9 · answered by Stranger on Earth™ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
48 kicks in the private area of his sorry manhood.
2006-08-28 16:35:12 · answer #10 · answered by susieq 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋