I was driving my rusty 1982 Ford pickup down the road and I saw this guy in a pinstripe suite, weighs about 250 with chest and stomach stuck out into the tilt stearing wheel, smoking an El Rushbo cigar. There was a "I hate abortion" sticker on his bumper in the rear and the window said "Republicans are the only Americans." So I took my truck and drove about 60 miles per hour right into the back of the car. It burst into flames as it ran off the road into a phone pole. Then the explosion came and he was catapulted out of the car across the road into a pile of manure. It was so funny I could hardly stop laughing all the way home.
2006-08-28 15:28:02 · 17 answers · asked by New Jersey Steve 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
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2006-08-28 15:33:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
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2016-11-28 03:33:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya know how I know youre lying besides the fact that your lips are moving?
Because your too phucking stupid to drive a car. This is the most stupid thing Ive seen on here yet. How many times has your mom caught you whacking off ya little homo?
2006-08-28 15:36:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Were you going down hill? 'Cause a 1982 Ford coudn't go 60 mph, even with high octane.
2006-08-28 15:36:26 · answer #4 · answered by Huevos Rancheros 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Didn't that happen in back to the future with Michael J. Fox the former president of Mexico's father....
2006-08-28 16:39:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How was that at all a question?
You did, however admit to being a liberalist, babykiller. We're making SOME progress...
Now you've just gotta stop making up stories to get attention... you and Hillary... tsk.tsk.tsk...
2006-08-28 15:38:18 · answer #6 · answered by tayljo09 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What a fool to waste a truck just to show how non-tolerant you are. Just proves liberals only want others to be talerant of their ideas and are unwilling to be of others.
2006-08-28 15:37:24 · answer #7 · answered by viablerenewables 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.. thats so funny... but still... this is why liberals shouldnt be allowed to run for president...
but seriously... great story... but i think you over reacted just a bit.
i dont hate liberals because im a republican... i just hate both extremes... im more or a moderate but i tend to lean just slightly to the right.
2006-08-28 15:36:46 · answer #8 · answered by ryanisalifestyle 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very interesting story. Keep replaying that in your head but don't let anybody else know.
2006-08-28 15:34:34 · answer #9 · answered by trueblue88 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
2 days in a row and it still sucks
2006-08-28 15:30:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
keep trying someday someone drunk/high or lonely will think your joke is funny at 3am.
2006-08-28 15:37:50 · answer #11 · answered by DyrtByrd 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋