Good Pranks?

Question

My uncle placed a fake ad and I have had a million phone calls. Now I need to do something to pay him back. I want to do something original and something he will never expect. I swore for every phone call that I would do a prank, like having pizzas delivered to him, etc. But I need a REALLY good one to pay him back for doing this. Can you give me some ideals.

Answer 1

hire a stripper dressed like a nun
and send her over at dinner time

Answer 2

the best one i ever did was call someone on the telephone, and on my second line i call the time number and cross connect both lines together, when the person answers the phone all they get is a recorded voice telling the time every 10 seconds[ you can do this if you have call waiting.....]have fun they will never guess it was you
now a days the pizza stores, cab companies can trace your phone [if you call and have something sent, so try something else]

Answer 3

Fill a small balloon with warm water and some drops of lemon juice in it, seal it, then put a tiny hole in it so it leaks out slowly. Then place the balloon right next to him while he's asleep by his HIP area or close to "THAT AREA" (the lemon juice is to create a bitter smell...as if he peed) When he wakes up, he may still be WET from the leaking balloon and the lemon juice may make him believe that he peed the bed from the bitter smell!

hahahahhaahaahha.....I wish I could see his reaction!!!!!!!!!

Have fun!

Answer 4

If you can get into his house, car, or workplace, here's something you can do. Buy one of those obnoxious musical cards, the more annoying the song the better, and peel out the music playing device. Hide it somewhere that's really tricky, like inside a vent, and it will make him beserk trying to find it. If you hide it really well, the batteries will die before he can find it, and he'll have to listen to the same song over and over until then.

Answer 5

Send him a large package once every few days to his work address with either nothing or dead weight in them. Use loud gawdy christmas wrapping paper or other out-of-season holiday paper on the outside. Make them look for the name OR write the name so big that everybody can read it a mile away. Everybody who sees them will think it so odd and want to look to see who it's going to. Use his home return address. Keep it up, change wrapping paper to other holidays out of season so everybody will automatically know who it's going to. Every one and a while, send a few loud ones with recipients signature required and send them to his corporate office so his big bosses see them and have to call him up to get it.

Answer 6

get every newspaper, magazine, peice of paper you can. when he is out of his house, get a window open, like a bathroom window, and throw in crumpled up peices of newspring and magazine pages, one by one, untill the room is full.

thats annoying.

or, fill a trash bag with shaving cream or some such material, fit the opening through the bottom of the the door jam, and have a large person fall/jump down on it, covering the room in shaving cream.

Answer 7

Get an Oreo cookie and take out the frosting. Replace the frosting with white soap. Offer him the soapy cookie and he'll freak!!!

Answer 8

sign up for a dating service in his name with his info, and try to get people to call him/email him etc

or if he's married, have basket of gifts or something delivered to him signed by some lady, in front of his wife

Answer 9

Good ol' fashioned prank calls. "Uhh hey Mr (insert name here) your pizza is late, and we're outta pepperoni. Would you like extra cheese instead?"

Answer 10

Hide weed in his coat and make sure he walks around a police
station or somewhere of high security.