I came out of the closet years ago and still haven't gotten my free toaster oven. Where;s my FREE TOASTER OVEN?!?!?"
2006-08-28 14:52:55 · 31 answers · asked by pceej 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I can answer this, it's.......... OH! OH! wait my toast is ready I'll be back later LOL
2006-08-28 14:59:41 · answer #1 · answered by Super 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You get a free toaster oven?????? 0.0 My gosh what has the world turned into??? Are they like... encouraging gayness with toasters?? Why didn't I come up with the idea first???
Anyways... do you need to be gay to get the toaster?? Can't you just say you're gay and get it? Dude seriously, I want a free toaster, it's not that I don't have one or can't afford it, I just want one for free!! No, really! Where's that you get it?? Is this fer real?? I WANT A TOASTER DARN IT!
2006-08-28 22:06:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought that only the lesbians got free toaster ovens. I'm bisexual and I haven't gotten one yet either.
2006-08-28 23:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by dani_kin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The toaster broke years ago and was thrown out. Get a new one, by joining a new bank
2006-08-28 23:25:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's simple. You go back in the closet, wait a day and then come out again. They give you your toaster oven. My gay pal, Erica (used to be a guy) told me that. He did it and went back in and came out seven times. He has seven of them.
2006-08-28 22:38:45 · answer #5 · answered by ALWAYS GOTTA KNOW 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget the toaster oven i'll send u a rice cooker!!! LOL
2006-08-28 22:35:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't get anything for coming out...it is when you convert someone that you get the toaster oven....However you can save them up and trade up....I am working on 2 str8 males at work...If they become a couple I have enough saved up to get a washer and dryer...
2006-08-28 22:11:25 · answer #7 · answered by M 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've got something for you and it is not a toaster oven.
2006-08-28 22:09:25 · answer #8 · answered by Mark F 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be thankful that the toaster oven was all that you were offered. You might have been tempted by complete love, acceptance and happiness.
I hope you find these anyway. Rose P.
2006-08-28 22:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by rose p 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They stopped the toaster oven give away years ago because they were giving just too darned many of them away. Every fag in the country wanted one.
2006-08-28 21:56:30 · answer #10 · answered by EMAILSKIP 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Toaster Oven? But all i got was this lousy t-shirt!!!
2006-08-28 22:21:00 · answer #11 · answered by sexygal8321 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋