I just read that a woman wrecked her car teaching her DOG to DRIVE.What animal would you teach to drive?

Question

I know "Monkeys" will probably be the most obvious answer b/c they have thumbs,but let's use our imagination here.best answer gets the 10.

Answer 1

An octopus. With one tentacle on the wheel, one for the pedals and one for the stick it would have 5 tentacles free to change the radio, smoke a cigarette, talk on the cell phone, give other drivers the finger and play around with it's girl sitting in the passenger seat. I just hope it can still concentrate on the road while doing all this!

Answer 2

Those things happen only in China because the rest of us has common sense.

The next best animal would be a juagar to start driving a juagar.

Answer 3

I guess my cat because a few months ago while we were sitting around the hooka she told me her great uncle was Toonces The Driving Cat...remember him from TV??? So I figure if her uncle can drive thenHECK!! Why cant she???

Answer 4

I think it would be an amazing feat to teach a goldfish how to drive

Answer 5

Nah dude, gorillas. Then you could throw some rap in the stereo and, well, you get the picture

Answer 6

my cat can already drive


me up the wall

but now I'm trying to teach my dog since he already has so much gas

Answer 7

it is totally no longer a sterotype; i grow to be in japan and the drivers there are insane. i presumed i grow to be going to be run over. i assume the asian gene pool in simple terms would not have the using gene.

Answer 8

Giraffes. At least they can reach the pedals.

Answer 9

Humans. We still haven't learned.

Answer 10

Probably have to say my Mother-in-law.