THIS QUESTION IS FOR THE LADIES MOSTLY..... CUZ I KNOW Y'ALL WANT ME....jk....."What car is going to make my penis biggest?" I have a tiny penis and I'm wondering if I should also drive really dumb, yell at other drivers, waste lots of money on making my trunk rattle or whther I should make my exhaust louder than everyone's? What should I do to make my penis bigger?
2006-08-28 13:34:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Most homos drive a geo storm. Get a rainbow air freshener. Hook up a penis pump to an intake vacuum port.
2006-08-28 13:45:56 · answer #1 · answered by Thomas H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Almost any car could make your wee-wee bigger. Just stand in a hole and poke it out onto the street and let someone run over it. This may take several attempts if it gets between the treads of the tire. Maybe someone has slicks on their car and could help you out.
My Girlfriend and I tried it with my Hummer one time and totally tore the entire front end off the truck! Ruined my $90,000 H2! I did have a small abrasion on "Bruno" where the truck's frame hit him. But she kissed it and made it all better.
2006-09-05 13:24:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure you wanna go that way? If you're good with your fingers and tongue, that could make up for what you're lacking in the crotch area. Then you could get the car you really want. If you spend a fortune on a car to get a girl, you're gonna get the kind of girl that's gonna want money besides what you're putting into your car. Find a girl who can appreciate your many other talents, and spend the extra money you're gonna save on the girl that's gonna give you your money's worth. Good Luck!
2006-09-05 15:39:01 · answer #3 · answered by dct1218 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The problem is the size of your brain,not your penis!
2006-09-03 20:03:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're pretty much doomed.
2006-09-05 19:39:12 · answer #5 · answered by Myrna B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude......you need to work with what you have.its how its used,not the size.
2006-09-05 17:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by gary s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get plastic surgery
2006-09-05 12:22:26 · answer #7 · answered by the_blue_martini_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that will work
2006-09-03 16:49:50 · answer #8 · answered by jyd9999 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUT IT OFF,TIE IT TO YOUR ANTENNA,DRIVE REAL FAST AND THAT SHOULD STRETCH IT OUT.
2006-09-04 23:23:41 · answer #9 · answered by nancy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude get a Hummer
2006-09-05 08:58:59 · answer #10 · answered by mj23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋