Is it a bad sign if your wife calls you and says" When I get there I'm going to paint your pecker yellow and drop a monkey in your pants"
Cause my friend is pacing like crazy .......
2006-08-28 13:30:45 · 21 answers · asked by wardancer 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Dude I would not be sticking around waiting for her to get there. Hightail ur a** out there. lol
2006-08-28 13:34:06 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does "not being where people expect you to be" sound like a good answer. I sure would want to be around when the monkey spots a yellow banana and is hungry. You may want to contact Jane Goodall and find out just how much damage a monkey can do. And then check out the want ads for the land down under, but men being men, we never do whats best for us so good luck and let us know what happens to the banana!
2006-08-28 13:40:09 · answer #2 · answered by Arthur W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO totally! Very bad, it means she has every intention of destroying the thing that has upset her, that would be the pecker. you might ask your friend what he did. Cheat, talk to another girl, hit on another girl, forget to tell her about a certain past relationship or a detail about the past relationship. Trust me when it comes to painting yellow and a monkey, it's not pretty.
2006-08-28 13:41:00 · answer #3 · answered by dontfreakintalktome 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well bananas are yellow and monkeys eat bananas. I think your home boy is in trouble. He better go get some roses and a box of candy before he walks in that house
2006-08-28 13:45:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. yep it sure aint gonna be good. A buddy and I went fishing one evening after work and wound up in a strip joint on the edge of town. A Swedish guy bought us a pitcher of beer and we sat down to chat. About then my wife walked in, and yelled, "So here you are!!!" The Swede was so drunk he thought she was talking to him, and he went to put his arm around her waist. She decked him. I swear we hadn't been there over 15 minutes.
If his wife is gonna drop a monkey down there, I'd pay to see that.
2006-08-28 13:43:14 · answer #5 · answered by kram k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
could be good could be bad monkeys like bananas however if it is a pissed monkey it would rip the banana off and take it with it to eat later
if it is a happy monkey it would take the time to savor its banana
sounds like either way you should get going I don't think I would wont to be there ither way
2006-08-28 13:38:58 · answer #6 · answered by mikel m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, did your wife say it in a deep, husky voice? Maybe she wants to try out "something new."
Alternatively, I'd move out. Now. Unless, of course, you find the idea of a simian gnawing away at your naughty bits arousing...
2006-08-28 13:34:48 · answer #7 · answered by Christopher C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure if anything or anyone is down there knawing on that happy little banana, hubby won't mind. Heck a b/j is a b/j.
2006-08-28 13:45:40 · answer #8 · answered by Dan M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that means he did something bad, cuz he gonna get chewed out when she comes home. he has a reason to be pacing like crazy. thats funny though. i should use that on my bf.
2006-08-28 13:34:01 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Carlino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Live monkey, no...dead monkey, no too. Her pretending to be monkey, good. Weird, but good.
2006-08-28 14:32:06 · answer #10 · answered by Karen? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋