2006-08-28 13:25:26 · 11 answers · asked by howiesgurlus 1 in Travel ➔ Mexico ➔ Cancun
...you order Chichen Itza at a restaurant because "everyone is talking about it." (ouch)
...you want to go to Cancun.
...you ask for your ceviche "well done."
...you think having someone shake your head after drinking a shot is "cool."
...you think going to another country makes it okay to be a slut/skank/tramp.
...you think Taco Bell is Mexican food.
...you think salsa comes in a jar.
2006-08-28 13:32:28 · answer #1 · answered by Robb 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You know You are a Gringo when all You can see are $ in their eyes....
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2006-08-29 04:43:13 · answer #2 · answered by gerald g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when...
...you say u: yo hablo POQUITOUU españiol
...u wear shorts, large tshirt and flip flops even in the finest place..
...u think barbecue is kind of "hot"
...u think taco bell is mexican food
...u use the adjectives grande or mucho for nonsense phrases
... u eat "wraps" or tacos with uncooked and cold flour tortillas
...when u realize that Mexico is not all desert
... when u prefer to eat a big mac instead of trying the traditional mexican food, or u come down here with all your food in the van and spent not even a penny in water.
...when u come down to Mexico for spring break to drink cos u're under 21
...when u think "nachos" are mexican
...when u think Mexican people won't be that friendly at u and they change ur mind
..when u think all mexican food is "hot and spicy"
...when u think all hispanic people in the US are Mexicans, even when they could be from any other country in latin america.
etc etc etc ;)
2006-08-30 20:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by badtz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you dont like Mexcians in the USA but come to Mexico for vacation and then retire here in Mexico............darn Gringos.........
2006-08-30 05:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you walk around in Mexico with no shirt, surfer shorts and thong sandals.
When you can't be out in the sun for more than 5 minutes because you will burn up.
2006-08-29 09:35:00 · answer #5 · answered by cihuatl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you think a "stuffed pepper" means a bell pepper with hamburger, and not a chile colorado filled with asadero!
Or when you hear "gracias a dios" and think it means "thanks, goodbye."
Or when someone says your girlfriend is embarazada and you think that means embarrassed.
As Larry the Cable Guy said in Health Inspector, I can do this all day.
2006-08-28 13:34:56 · answer #6 · answered by Carlos R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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... when you use horrible white tenis with bermudes to walk in México City.
.... when you think taco bell is mexican food
.....when you get sick of the stomac
..... when you didn't knew that Baja California is a mexican state and not part of California
... if you say crap like Sean T, then you are a racist.
... and finally : if you are good enough humoristic to asking this, then you are COOL.
2006-08-28 19:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So old, so stale, you must be a redneck...and since I'm one, and a gringo, I'm ashamed for all of you who answered this stupid question.
2006-08-29 05:18:54 · answer #8 · answered by lpaganus 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
These ARE jokes, right???
You know you are a gringo when...
... You get so sick of 12 million illegal aliens destroying America that you start shooting them at the border!!!
2006-08-28 13:34:49 · answer #9 · answered by Sean T 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
you think a breakfast burrito is cornflakes wrapped in a taco shell
2006-08-28 13:32:50 · answer #10 · answered by WendyD1999 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋