2006-08-28 12:04:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
Get a cork.
Put newspaper all over the bathroom floor.
Call a health professional to put the cork in.
when the health professional asks you to remain in the bathroom while they go downstairs to make a phone call, remain in the bathroom with your pants down, newspaper on the floor, with the cork in your hand.
when the police and the emt's break the bathroom door down,(they like breaking down doors for recreation, even though they could have turned the knob), Try to jump out the window, to get away. you won't make it.
While you are in the ambulance, it will be shitty, because remember you still have the cork in your hand, because the health professional ratted you out instead of inserting it, just reflect on all the nice people who will be giving you immodium in the booby hatch.
have a nice day.
2006-08-28 12:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by theodore r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get on the BRAT diet. Bananas, Rice, Apples and Toast. Eat bland food, and be sure to drink lots of fluids to prevent dehydration! If you get dehydrated it will only make matters worse! You might consider immodium, but your body is trying to get rid of something its a defense mechanism. I know that it is disruptive and keeps you home bound, but try to eat bland food for a few days and this will help!
2006-08-28 12:20:25 · answer #2 · answered by smilieb 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grab a book and go with the flow.
The one time I took anything to prevent it it turned into a painful puke-fest.
2006-08-28 12:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Immodium AD..
2006-08-28 12:09:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
immodium ad, pepto. lots of cheese and don't forget to drink lots of water
2006-08-28 12:13:02 · answer #5 · answered by mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get off the exlax. lol, jk.
drink lots of fluids. i know it sounds wrong but it'll work. helps my sister anyway.
2006-08-28 12:09:50 · answer #6 · answered by ♥LindseyK♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat bananas!!!!! :) Bananas have lots of fiber in them so they would help to "bind" your problem.
2006-08-28 12:15:43 · answer #7 · answered by Neffie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pepto bismol.. .lots of it!! but then dont be scared if you poop turns black, its just the coal in the medicine.
2006-08-28 12:50:21 · answer #8 · answered by amalbro03 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some correctol
2006-08-28 12:09:35 · answer #9 · answered by one_sera_phim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
immodium a.d.
2006-08-28 12:09:41 · answer #10 · answered by Tommy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋