I have been married for 13 years and can't seem to understand. How can a Man sit and watch TV and ignore the wife? When ever he goes to the restroom, why is it they never put the seat down? When ever they take showers, why is it they never get a towl or pick up after themselfs? I'm not saying they are all the same. But for all the Ladies that have this problem. Help me understand a little!
2006-08-28 11:36:21 · 12 answers · asked by hazelshine 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
they are soooo lazy, we women are a whole lot better than them,..1, we are the ones that had to pick up after them, we are more mature than them ...p.s everything boys can do girls can do it better...vivaaaaaaaaaa las girls....sooo hard to understand them...but then they are soooo needful (we need them sometimes).....sorry guy`s if i said something hurful ;)
2006-08-28 11:54:19 · answer #1 · answered by vivalasvegas 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well I think you asked four questions so here goes:
1. Over thousands of years men have had to develop skills to focus on something and block out the wife's constant naging/chating/constant stream of words. This behaviour evolved because too many wifes drove too many men completely around the bend. As a result the human population couldn't grow beyound 200,000 world wide for 50,000 years. In fact human wives passed this behaviour onto Netherthal wives which sent many thousands of Netherthal men to early graves and thus wiped out the species.
Homo spaien men invented drums which were so loud they could block out this constant stream of words for prolonged intervals - thus our species survived. When writing was invented many men fled to monastaries and pretented that writting was majical and took 10 years to learn whilst not being disturbed. Thus they could have many long days of complete peace. Eventually women caught onto this falisy and so new technologies were required.
Thus has all been written about in the original version of "Gun Germs and Steel" but it had to be edited out because it created a huge stream of words from femistists and we men just couldn't read the book with all that noise.
The TV makes this easier than in the past. Isn't technology wonderful.
2. The tiolet seat has 2 modes. Up and Down. Learn to operate it.
3. Why would a man get a towel when one is right there? Not logical. Does not compute. Divide by zero error. Syntax error in your question.
4. Why would you pick up after yourself when you are not running out of clothes to wear? All a bit of a waste of energy really. Far more useful to spend that extra energy having more sex.
2006-08-28 20:24:24 · answer #2 · answered by Thorburn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, when *you* go to the bathroom, do you put the seat up when you're done? If not, why does he need to put it down?
Do you talk too much? Do you nag him about every little thing he does or doesn't do? I wonder why he would prefer to ignore you.
Yes, we need to pick up after them sometimes - but they will help us fix things we broke, wash the cars on the weekend, and program the VCR.
Men might be different, but they need understanding, too.
2006-08-28 11:54:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, let's see...we watch TV and ignore wives because they are constantly nagging us about nothing and have become nothing but white noise. We don't put the seat down because women never put the damn thing UP. (only a retard would ever fall into a toilet). When we take showers, remember, it's OUR shower too and we can do any damn thing we want to.
Nag, nag, nag.
2006-08-28 11:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why don't you sit down and watch TV and never pick anything up and ignore him and see how he reacts. Ever watch Trading Spouses on TV?
2006-08-28 12:04:16 · answer #5 · answered by cee cee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Us women are more emotional and men are visual and less emotional most are. You should check out the book men are from mars and women from venues it's pretty good and gives you a whole new perspective
2006-08-28 12:00:18 · answer #6 · answered by twinsmakesfive 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The statement men are from mars and women are from venus is totally true, they are how they are, and you can't teach an old dog new tricks
2006-08-28 12:37:15 · answer #7 · answered by cslynn1980 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have too many questions in one. Scientist are still trying to figure out the first one.
2006-08-28 11:48:58 · answer #8 · answered by puertoricout 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that when god gave them ***** it took away from their brains , some kinda malfunction.
2006-08-28 11:44:39 · answer #9 · answered by e_deckwa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You still married aren't you?
2006-08-28 11:42:08 · answer #10 · answered by V L 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋