I'm afraid he might get drunk and throw up all over the place. Plus, I saw his table manners on TV. And they tell me he deliberately farts in public and laughs about it. The only Coke I serve comes in a bottle.
2006-08-28 11:14:41 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Sure, but don't forget to invite Dick Cheney too. He might get mad and "accidentally" shoot you if he's not invited too!!
2006-08-28 11:18:28 · answer #1 · answered by rockinout 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why NOT?..hire a media crew and he better not wanna get humiliated on national and maybe international tv....he would want to keep his reputatino...but just to let you know i think he wouldn't even come, coz he too might be doing something special for that day.....
2006-08-28 11:18:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, and invite Leather Face too for snacks.
2006-08-28 11:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might have to book him to come over for next Labor Day 2007 because he makes plans pretty far in advance.
2006-08-28 11:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha
2006-08-28 11:20:19 · answer #5 · answered by Zephyr 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The deciding factor for me would be whether or not he is able to incorporate his public farting with entertaining hand gestures and such. For instance, you may want to ask if he is able to rev up his (invisible) motorcycle while farting (etc.).
2006-08-28 11:26:26 · answer #6 · answered by bitchenbrod 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why don't you throw him on the grill and roast him up....Let's just throw in the towel on all this negotiation stuff and resort to cannibalism....
2006-08-28 15:39:19 · answer #7 · answered by Denise W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure he will start a war between your famly members...He will question one side of having weapons of mass destruction aka guns...
2006-08-28 11:21:27 · answer #8 · answered by 800 bound 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
get him the strongest alchol around and get him on video saying the trueth that comes out when you are drunk
2006-08-28 16:04:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't like him that much, but u shouldn't just say that. Also, why would u want to invite him for if you hate his so called table manners? thats a stupid question
2006-08-28 11:18:43 · answer #10 · answered by desigal 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋