Need a paragraph with the following-
Vacuum
Expunge
Shakey
Van Allen Belt
Mushy
Fume
Intelligence
Odious
Medusa
Bedlam
Happy
Package
You can change tense and all that stuff if you want. I'm looking for the biggest laugh. Thanks!
2006-08-28 10:57:03 · 4 answers · asked by Alice Chaos 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Hey guys, I'm over 50. This ain't homework, just fun.
2006-08-28 11:33:08 · update #1
While riding in my shakey spaceship through the vacuum of the Van Allen Belt, I felt the urge to expunge waste from the cargo hold. There was a mushy, odious package that no intelligence could identify the fumes of. Of course, this caused bedlam. I was too shaky to press the button, so Medusa was happy to do it for me.
2006-08-28 11:10:42 · answer #1 · answered by Medusa 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Despite having the Intelligence of Medusa I had sat on a Shakey Vacuum, and then need to tighten my Van Allen Belt to better hide my Happy Package, but Bedlam ensued when the Odious Fumes in my pants could not be Expunged, turning my package all Mushy.
2006-08-29 22:56:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Alice, it is odious to insult our intelligence. We don't have a vacuum brain and you must be in Bedlam to assume we would happily do your homework package and expunge the F in your shaky GPA.
Fume all you want. Move to the Van Allen Belt! Try to turn us into stone statues like Medusa. But your brain is definitely mushy.
2006-08-28 18:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by redunicorn 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Work the problem yourself
2006-08-28 18:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋