how do i get revenge?

Question

i mad at this girl for trying stealing my man and i want to get back at her? i was thinking something with her car
what do you suggest?
eggs?
saran wrap?
mustard?

i still am with my man- she is just all over him all the time

Answer 1

Drive your car right through her house

Answer 2

That girl didn't STEAL your man. He went along willingly as well, you know? And by the way, if he comes crawling back, tell him to....well, you know. At any rate, I can tell you this, revenge is not the answer to your problem. My advice to you is.. let it go. I understand you are angry and full of confused emotions, but what you want to do about the situation isn't logical. You may end up getting yourself in trouble with the things you want to do and that isn't going to solve anything, either. Cool off, chill out, and think maturely and logically what you feel is best to handle the situation with a clear head. Let 'em be together. You obviously deserve better. Good luck.

Answer 3

I wouldn't **** with her car....cause if you do damage she will probably call the jakes & make a big thing, & if you just put something on there that she can just wash off she will just go around and say it was'nt a big deal & she just sprayed it off n ****....& it's not worth all the sneaking and creepin...You gotta do something more gangsta...But wait, there is one thing, the best thing! How did i forget this one, the old " sweltering chinese fish slipped in the backseat" trick!!! & it's the perfect time of year, You just gotta follow her around and if she runs in somewhere & leaves her car window down, slip the fish onto the floor in the backseat...It must be one of those really ugly fish that are like 3 ft long, w/the huge eyes n ****....Just go to chinatown and you will have your pick of nasty china fish....that way when she finally see's it she will cry too, cuz the fish is so damn nasty looking....that ****** fish will just swelter in jthe summer heat,
or you could just get a smaller fish (like 1-2ft) and pull it out of a bag & smack her in the face with it in front of a lot of people & when she is dressed up, but don't tell a single person your gonna do it, just roll on that ***** dolo, cuz it'll get ruined if people know ur gonna slap that ***** in the face with a sea bass n` ****! u would be a local celebrity if you hit that ***** with a fish. Trust me...Now that's gangsta!!!

Answer 4

Their car. Using a wrench and five minutes or so, do one or all of the following:

* Remove bottom bolt from engine mounts. When they start their car, the engine will launch almost straight up into the hood of their car if they have enough torque on their engine. V8's and 350's will rip the hood right off the car. :)
* Remove oil plug, drain oil into container. Make sure you don't leave any sign of what you did. When they start their car and take off, it won't take long before parts start heating, and the engine will overheat, and the pistons will crack.
* Siphon all their gas, and fill their tank with urine/salt/sand. This will clog their entire system, and take some time to flush the system, and get their car operating again.
* Drain brake fluid, replace with water. It will take a few miles before the person realizes his brakes won't work.
* Remove screw on clutch fluid tap. When they try to clutch, it will 'spooj' clutch fluid out the bottom of their car and they will lose pressure.
* Remove drive shaft bolts near transmission. A little ways down the road, they may notive their drive shaft fall to the ground, or hopefully rocket through the back of your car.
* Remove pins in tire stems after letting air out. Not only do they have a few flats, they can't fill up the tires.
* If they leave their window cracked, or you see a prime way to make a small hole in their windows, fill it with urine, a fire extinguisher, or just water. Plenty of fun when they come out the next morning.
* Put popcorn kernels into the tailpipe along with some cooking oil. When he drives off (especially in the summer), he will leave a trail of popcorn. The oil will keep the kernels in as well as help them cook.
* Remove the rubber blade from the windshield wipers.
* Litter his bumpers with KKK bumper stickers.
* Cover their windows with Vaseline. Make sure it sits there for the entire night. The next day, it will be near impossible to remove.

Answer 5

Girl, don't sink yourself down to her level. Revenge may be sweet during the moment, but after wards, you end up hurting yourself more than her. Tell your guy that your uncomfortable with this chick, and if he doesn't understand, then let the other girl have him, because you deserve better. Good luck! =)

Answer 6

I wouldn't bother. If your man went then he wasn't the man for you. If you do something to her car and you are busted you can be held accountable for any damages and possibly criminal charges. If you want to get back at them kill them with kindness it gives a guilty complex! And it will drive them crazy not to see you miserable! Get even and be happy! Find another man that is better for you that will not cheat on you, spoil you, and treat you like princess!
That's the best revenge you can do!

Answer 7

It's not the girls fault that your bf went for her it's your bf's fault! You don't get revenge...you be a decent human being and just move on. He was not right for you, just think the right one may be right around the corner!! Getting revenge only hurts you really, it says what kind of person you really are! Is this who you want to be?

Answer 8

I suggest you grow up and not stoop to her level - show your man that you are the mature one here and that you don't need revenge to get back - anything to her car could be a crime and not worth the trouble you could get into.

Answer 9

I suggest calming down and not wasting energy on this. Do you want to be brought up on charges if caught?

I'm sure you can communicate your feelings to her without resorting to vandalism or violence, can't you? That would show true maturity, and yet another reason your BF should value you more than her. So it's a win-win situation.

Answer 10

Hey slow down girl!! What you're thinking about doing is illegal. If you get caught you could get charged, criminal record and paying a monetary fine and the cost of repairs. Then she would get the last laugh.....Is that what you want?

Revenge might feel good....but you're above that....you're better than her. Don't do anything stupid.....it's not worth it.

Answer 11

I agree with the first answer. Revenge is a double edged sword. Remember who has the man and who doesn't. Be the bigger person and kill her with kindness. I know it sounds corny and something like your parents would say but believe me, its true!