I am a tailor at a tuxedo shop and this groom grabbed my hand when I measured his inseam from ankle to the inside of his thigh. He grabbed my hand and placed it on his crotch. I told him that I wasn't allowed to do such things and he just smiled. What would you have done?
2006-08-28 10:08:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
I would have introduced him to the cable guy and the pizza customer. Boy you have a lot of jobs.
2006-08-28 11:16:19 · answer #1 · answered by ♂ Randy W. ♂ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should wear a tux when you deliver pizza or serve as a park ranger and when you are done with it, give it to the cable guy. I think you should just go to your room and jerk off and quit jerking off us adults.
2006-08-28 19:19:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The gay police have been dispatched to your home. It seems you are in danger of lapsing into a weiner-fetish induced coma.
Perhaps it's time to turn off your "Sweating to the Oldies" video
and put away those Boy George c.d.'s.
Doesn't some kind of alarm sound at Yahoo answers if you ask 3 weiner-based questions in a row?
2006-08-28 17:25:45 · answer #3 · answered by Elwood Blues 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
So are you a pizza guy or a tailor, or are you a pizza delivering tailor?
2006-08-28 17:20:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lier! hmm.. Interesting... Another question, you mentioned you delivered pizza..
2006-08-28 17:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by sillycat 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
u said u delivered pizza
2006-08-28 17:27:31 · answer #6 · answered by Caroline 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I thought you were a park ranger?
2006-08-28 17:47:07 · answer #7 · answered by redunicorn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
find out if he's using the tux for a fag wedding... then ***** slap him
2006-08-28 18:36:34 · answer #8 · answered by Boarder23 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I WOULD HAVE JERKED MY HAND AWAY AND MADE ANOTHER GUY DO IT
2006-08-28 17:11:12 · answer #9 · answered by Brittany P 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋