People see things on the INTERNET (lets keep in mind the internet is a place where you can see anything from anyone, good bad or ugly) and get upset about what they see or read, and then say they are gonna call the cops.
Ok, Upright Citizens Brigade, here's a newsflash: http://www.lawguru.com/ilawlib/ and:
http://www.bna.com/ilaw/
****Just because you don't like the fact that someone WROTE they are going to eat poached deer testicles tonight for dinner, while playing the harp with strings made from the guts of the kittens they ran over earlier today, first of all...DOES NOT MEAN IT"S TRUE!! They may just be bullshitting for all we know. Plus, it's not a crime unless NAME, ADDRESS, and PHONE NUMBER and DESCRIPTION of crime against a business, person(s), or home is described in detail. That is reportable to the FBI.
This has been your daily dose of common sense. You may now continue your stupidity.
2006-08-28 09:59:10 · 8 answers · asked by Goddess of Nuts PBUH 4 in Computers & Internet ➔ Internet
Whatever jj, I have no desire to participate in your assanine, silly games. I graduated from middle school about 17 years ago. Say whatever you want to, you make the fool out of yourself. Don't be upset with me because I like to joke around sometimes. Goodness, have a sense of flipping humor.
2006-08-28 10:24:05 · update #1
Obituary Notice....
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Se nse was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by three stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights,
Someone Else is to Blame,
and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him pass this on. If not join the majority and do nothing.
2006-08-28 12:00:00 · answer #1 · answered by Maxwell Smart(ypants) 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Those things are so true. I did them last week.
Today's special, "lost kitten chili", should be ready in a few hours. In the meantime, I have to go bash me a harp seal. The dog is getting hungry.
2006-08-28 10:05:26 · answer #2 · answered by sheeple_rancher 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if you're writing stupid answers on here, then i'm sure it pisses the person off. they're probably on here looking for real answers and then someone comes along talking sh*t. if you don't have an actual answer, just skip the question and go to another
2006-08-28 10:08:50 · answer #3 · answered by flip4urkandi 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
so jellybean it seem everyone else has a problem with you to hey everyone i asked a question about my 9 month old and shes so rude she stalks me ive at to report her answers sometimes now leave me alone jellybean
2006-08-28 10:12:32 · answer #4 · answered by nicole 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Imagine my surprise when I clicked on your bullshit links, expecting to read about someone eating deernuts, and got nothing but crappy law links. You suck.
2006-08-28 10:06:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why are you so angry? Why did you post a nasty answer to my breastfeeding question?! I didn't ask you to answer it and if you aren't going to polite don't f^cking answer!
2006-08-28 10:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by Baby #3 due 10/13/09 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some people are just retarded
2006-08-28 10:05:05 · answer #7 · answered by jci2005 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
reported!!! .................LOL
2006-08-28 10:07:49 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Bo Jangles 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋