Answer this as Samuel L Jackson in a scene from it, funniest answer will be rewarded the points
A few choices or choose your own snack you like
Peanuts
Pretzels
Raisins
Lifesavers
Wasabi Peas
Corn Chips
Pigs In A Blanket
Nachos
Potato Chips
2006-08-28 09:57:43 · 16 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Sam Jackson: "You FUUCKING FAT KID! You ate all the GODDAMN PEANUTS!"
Kid: "But! But I-"
Sam Jackson: "I don't remember asking you a GODDAMN THING!!!" (The kid is scared shittless) Now we're all gonna FUUCKING DIE without no MUTHAFUCKIN' SNACKS on this MUTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!!!
2006-08-28 10:43:29 · answer #1 · answered by Redeemer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He ate too many salty snacks and now he's all pissed off because he's bloated and his eyelids are swelling and his ankles are getting filled with fluid and he's miserable so he goes off the deep end because now the fluid has gone to his brain and he uses tons of expletives and runs up and down the aisles demanding the pilot land before he explodes.
2006-08-28 17:11:49 · answer #2 · answered by HamTownGal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Sammy sittin beside a P.E.T.A.) spokeswoman
Mr. Jackson, do know what the pigs have to go through and how they are treated before they make it to be your pigs in a blanket snack? They are kept outside in 95 degree weather. They are fed nothing but 2nd hand slop. They bathe in their own feces. Then at the end of the day, they are marched to their death at some cruel slaughter house. Do you think these pigs deserve to die?
"Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in HELL!"
2006-08-28 17:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by M Double 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd be cursing because he'd be trying to get into one of those little packets with peanuts in, but the little bastard won't tear! He curses some more, and eventually tears the packet open with his teeth. Then he finds only ONE peanut in the packet. He goes to eat the sole peanut, but drops it. To make himself feel better, he shoots the pilot and flies the plane to safety.The End.
2006-08-28 17:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by vomitsupermodel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The burrito he ate a few hours ago gave him diarrhea and he really feels it every time the plane hits some tubulence!
2006-08-28 17:47:51 · answer #5 · answered by Jazz In 10-Forward 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pepperami
2006-08-28 17:00:47 · answer #6 · answered by Sully 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twinkies
2006-08-28 17:02:55 · answer #7 · answered by Nikki T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever tried to open a pack of airline peanuts? I think that would set S.L.J. off just fine.
2006-08-28 17:03:55 · answer #8 · answered by sam21462 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the fact that he's in a movie as lame as "Snakes on a Plane".
Seriously, *snakes on a motherf*cking plane* Sam!?!
2006-08-28 17:03:31 · answer #9 · answered by nathancarson23 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he would be cursing out the fat kid on the plane that are eating all of the food when that was all they had to survive on and the fat kid had all types of candy residue on his cheeks and was all sweaty
2006-08-28 17:01:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋