2006-08-28 09:30:35 · 14 answers · asked by luan r 2 in Social Science ➔ Economics
what the hell is the woodchuck doing with wood? do they work in antagonistic pairs? How many units of wood does it need to support his/her family? Come to that, is it a male or a female woodchucker?
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
Attention: Woodchucks don't chuck unless you use Microsoft Internet Explorer as your browser.... Netscape scares them.
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 721 butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour 438 butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 5614 butt cords
was attained on 6-15-1996.
(NOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchuks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.)
2006-08-28 15:21:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could -- if a woodchuck could chuck wood-!!!
2006-08-29 00:58:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-08-28 16:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by Dave 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Unfortunately, it's a moot point. Woodchuckers can't chuck wood.
2006-08-28 19:40:19 · answer #4 · answered by rlw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually its "As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood"
2006-08-28 16:35:12 · answer #5 · answered by toobadfaya 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
first of all it's "How much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" and then it is "A woodchuck would chuck a lot of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!" BAM!!
2006-08-28 16:34:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a woodchucker would chuck wood how much ever he wishes to chuck & how much evr. u chuck it with to chuck with.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the by , would u plllllleeaassee CHUCK the question...
2006-08-31 08:38:07 · answer #7 · answered by citizen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he limbers up his pitching arm 1st, he'll chuck a whole passel of wood and he'll chuck it farther too.
2006-08-28 16:39:24 · answer #8 · answered by Pundit Bandit 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As much as he would want to chuck.
2006-08-28 16:41:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't remember the exact number, you might try some of the answers that were left from the last 1,437,992 times that question has been asked on here.
2006-08-28 16:34:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋