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1. You won't blame Osama for anything. You'll invent some theory about Bush doing it.
2. You want to be a Human Shield for the Butcher of Baghdad.
3. You desert your post for Saddam before the first bomb is dropped.
4. You claim you're smart but won't dare site Democrat demographics according to education.
5. You believe you're a victim at all times.
6. You feel you deserve someone else's money
7. You feel it is your duty to protect and defend NAMBLA members
8. You believe feeling is all you need.
9. You thrive on the motto: "If it feels good, do it."
10. "Bush", "Blood for Oil", "Rove" has to be every other word out of your mouth.
11. Only 3-4 years ago you were quoting Michael Moore with "There is no terror threat."
12. Only 3-4 years ago you were quoting Michael MOore with "Osama is only the president of a men's club"
13. Today, you post continuously, "Where's Osama".
14. You believe Bush gave up on Osama by not invading Pakistan.

2006-08-28 08:23:18 · 15 answers · asked by W E J 4 in Politics & Government Politics

http://www.socialistworker.org/Featured/MeaningOfMarxism.shtml#Change

2006-08-28 08:29:32 · update #1

15 answers

Excellent! Wow!

2006-08-28 08:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Puppet to John Skerry, now? You're doing a terrible job. You forgot these...
15. You believe the writings of Karl Marx are etched in stone.
16. You think Jimmy Carter is brilliant and his quotes about Kim Jong were accurate about the dictator being "friendly toward Christianity" and "seemed to have cooperated fully"
17. You think Jimmy Carter is worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize just as Arafat was a year earlier
18. You believe that the democrat jackass mascot is not telling.
19. You think that conspiracy theories are more reliable than fact.
20. You believe slashing tires, raiding GOP regional offices, creating fictitious CBS documents, and registering 30 times is protected by the constitution.
21. You believe that the founding fathers didn't know anything about separation of church and state because the Declaration of Independence has "God" in it. (What asinine arrogance!)
22. You believe burning a flag is better than waving it.
23. You are unaware that the only KKK member in the senate is a democrat. (Robert Byrd)
24. You believe that America should attack a country only when the US is invaded. (but will you stay and fight or move to Canada?)
25. You believe that Clinton was right when he refused Bin Laden from Sudan.
26. You believe that a sex offender, a draft-dodger, a proven liar are crudentials of the best president of all time.
27. You believe that Hanoi John Kerry was admirable when he met with the communists in France.
28. You believe that Bush is a drunk and Ted Kennedy is a hero that has great swimming skills.
29. You believe screaming is the best way to get your point across. (See Howard Dean)
30. You believe that stating "I hope that Muslims win" shows you are a patriot, and you refuse to move to an Islamic country.

2006-08-28 15:28:39 · answer #2 · answered by MishMash [I am not one of your fans] 7 · 6 2

For "insane" Democrat logic, sure. But of course you know that your list would not accurately represent the beliefs and opinions of any Democrats or liberals in the U.S. But it is good for joking around. Democrat and Republican viewpoints aren't really all that different and disagreeable anyway. And there are plenty of those "insane" lists for the Religious Right too, but I found your list quite funny.

2006-08-28 15:30:33 · answer #3 · answered by surfer2966 4 · 1 0

Shiraz, as usual, you are clueless. You should take a course in objective thinking at a junior college, adult night school, or GED courses. You don't know how to form a question, and everything you write is based on your emotions, and not fact or even close to it. Make no mistake, I do appreciate your ramblings. It makes me grateful for my education and my ability to look at things from an enlightened perpective, rather than from your cowboy bar point of view.

2006-08-28 15:31:40 · answer #4 · answered by commonsense 5 · 1 1

Don't forget to add Hurricane Katrina deaths being Bush's fault in there somewhere.Darn,that would be covered by #5 and #6.

2006-08-28 15:37:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I'm so glad you and Skerry have your own brand of sordid logic because if the rest of the world thought like you, I don't think I'd have survived my twenty years on this planet.

2006-08-28 17:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by Holly 3 · 2 0

hahahahahah
14 good points

the republicans are even though.

1. i did not steal 23 billion from that company

ad infinitum.

3rd party all the way baby

vote the incumbant murdering thieves out!!!!!!!

dems and reps are the exact same.
time for new ideas

2006-08-28 15:29:48 · answer #7 · answered by digital genius 6 · 2 1

Osama killed my friends on 9/11. Bush stopped looking. They could have had him at Tora Bora.

That's all I have time for at this point. Maybe I'll add more later.

2006-08-28 15:26:54 · answer #8 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 5 3

I'm sorry, let me stop laughing about the fact that you called someone else "insane" and I will try to answer your question.

2006-08-28 15:38:22 · answer #9 · answered by mutterhals 4 · 2 0

Not all, but many good points on here. A lot of people seem to have bad memories.

2006-08-28 15:29:44 · answer #10 · answered by sethle99 5 · 1 1

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