1. Because I can raise my I.Q by standing on a chair.
2. Because I have named my kids "Deduction one" and Deduction two"
3. Because I have argued that poverty could be abolished if we just let people keep more of their minimum wage.
4. I only support the Baseball Players Union because "hell their richer then me".
5. I tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist opposed to welfare
6. I remember laughing once as a kid.
7. I'm a pro-lifer but support the death penelty.
8. Because I believe those privileged at birth achieve success all on their own.
9. I'm against all government programs but expect Social Security checks on time.
2006-08-28 08:13:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Yes
2006-08-28 08:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by region50 6 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Sounds like you are going to need a really tall chair. You might consider a fireman's ladder. Really, that won't raise your I.Q.
You'll still just be a bitter anti-conservative standing on a tall ladder. And - most rich Republicans will still be looking down at you.
Look up conservative. It isn't a political party unless you live in Canada, according to Mr. Webster...When is the last time that you voted on the "Conservative" ticket?
In real life, it is a choice not to rush into things that affect many people. It means moderate, cautious. The world could use a few more careful people, and "Care Full" too. People that care about others more than they care about winning, or more than they care about putting people down who think differently than they do. If you didn't feel threatened, (by that I mean unsure of your own beliefs...) you wouldn't be on here bashing people who are sure of theirs. Really, it's pretty immature, when you think about it.
2006-08-28 15:40:23 · answer #2 · answered by savannah 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
10. I think "supporting the troops" means having "W" stickers and those little ribbon thingies on the back of my car.
11. I get all my talking points from talk radio and have no real opinions of my own.
12. My only contact with minorities is "that little Guatemalen fellow" who paints my house.
2006-08-30 16:49:26 · answer #3 · answered by got_da_scoop 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
about #7 stopping people from killing their innocent unborn baby is different then supporting the death penalty which kills sinful beings who have murdered or committed a horrible crime so if you weren't pro-life and supported the death penalty, you know that would mean you would want to kill the person who MURDERED their child when they chose to have an abortion!
2006-08-28 15:20:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No, you're not, the only thing you are is in need of a spell checker.
2006-08-30 15:56:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think it means you're as warped as the government and may want to run for office.
2006-08-28 15:19:11 · answer #6 · answered by marquita 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
You really have no imagination at all! I feel sorry for you.
2006-08-29 02:10:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that was great. Made my day.
2006-08-28 15:20:01 · answer #8 · answered by windfishfighter 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That crap means that you are a bored lunatic.
2006-08-28 15:23:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nope that means you are a moron. Nothing else.
2006-08-28 15:17:56 · answer #10 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋