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Seriously, they have to wait in line at McDonalds and Starbucks

1. they're forced to have Fox news in their basic cable lineup.

2. they're forced to have to pass Limbaugh or Hannity on their Radio.

3. they're forced to share a country with people who go to Church every week.

4. they have to look at a fabulous flag waving proudly in the wind on many flagpoles as they venture to work (hahahaha) or to a protest

5. their leaders are asked to do something like give people an up or down vote

...Ive never seen anybody suffer as bad as the vicitimized libs are suffering these days, the Holocaust was nothing compared to the terrible tribulation that they sacrifice and toil through everyday...what brave, strong people

2006-08-28 08:09:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

9 answers

Stay strong,my liberal brothers.

2006-08-28 08:18:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I watch Fox news often

I have many friends who attend church, and although I do not regularly attend, I believe in God.

I work every day just like you (I assume you do anyway)

I proudly fly our America flag.

I do not consider myself to be a liberal. I am a voter registered as a democrat, not because I think a democrat is always the right person for the job, but because I am against forcing a woman to carry a bastard child to term if she doesn't wish to, I believe in bans on automatic weapons (not hunting rifles), and because I am pro-environment. I go to the poles year after year and vote for whichever candidate I believe will handle these issues to my liking. Sometimes it is a republican, sometimes a democrat.

The best voters are the ones who judge a candidate not by party, but by past example. Grow up and stop stereotyping. You remind me way too much of someone who's name rhymes with push.

2006-08-28 15:26:15 · answer #2 · answered by Okkieneko 4 · 0 0

I don't eat McDonald's and have an espresso maker at home now.

I don't have cable.

I listen to an iPod. Radio in Pittsburgh sucks.

My aunt, whom I love, attends mass every day. Good for her.

I have a flag on my porch.

My leaders are your leaders.


Suffering is reading your idiotic ideals every day. Yet I can't stop myself from stooping to your pathetic level. I guess it's like looking at a bad car accident, I just can't help it.

2006-08-28 15:13:50 · answer #3 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 1 0

Calm Down.....
Go take a "Chill Pill"
You are definitely "BRAIN DEAD"
Go get in your Inner Tube and wade home.
Give your WIFE/MOTHER a broom....so she can ride her broom home.
I have every cable station you have and more...
I will pay for your consultation with a local Psychiatrist..
BTW--you need to take a BATH your Funk is coming through the computer. wewwwwwwww! Stink like a skunk
We do not need your kind in USA.....

2006-08-28 15:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by Joy 3 · 0 0

Why aren't you in school? Go look up some porn or something.

Edit: And to the person begging for solutions, why would anyone treat a ridiculous question like this seriously?

2006-08-28 15:14:58 · answer #5 · answered by mutterhals 4 · 1 0

"I admire John Kerry's military record". President George W. Bush.

What kind of "American" mocks decorated American war heros?

2006-08-28 15:10:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LIBS :

Any answers yet?
Any solutions?
Any Ideas?

As usual........................a heckuvalot of whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

2006-08-28 15:18:30 · answer #7 · answered by juan_car_pileup 1 · 1 0

you know, i can't tell if your a conservative honestly making fun of liberals, or if your a liberal honestly parodying conservatives,

2006-08-28 15:15:11 · answer #8 · answered by evilmonkeyboy 4 · 1 0

WOW!!! Can we say LOSER!

2006-08-28 15:13:03 · answer #9 · answered by darkemoregan 4 · 1 0

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