What is the funniest movie quote ever?

Question

i really like the Kevin Smith Films

Answer 1

the outake from chasing amy when the are sitting on the swings talking about f*sting and and Alyssa says it is only for special occations and be affleck ad libs "so what do you do on not so special occasions hit each other round the head with a baseball bat"

also any line from fear and loathing in las vegas

"We can't stop here this is bat country"
"Order me soem golf shoes otherwise we will never get out of this place alive"
to name but some.

Answer 2

Both of these quotes are from The Jerk and both are said by Steve Martin
1. And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

2.I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Answer 3

Blues Brothers,

"We're on a Mission for God"

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses"

Answer 4

Sweet Odence Raven! from anchorman

Answer 5

"To lose one parent, Mrs. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune, to lose both looks like carelessness" or
" The truth is rarely pure and never simple"

Both from " The Importance of Being Earnest"

Obviously, I have a very dry sense of humour

Answer 6

This may be a little rough but it goes something like this

Sully stink fingered Bunny Codie over there last week
How do you know?
His finger stunk
Drugs, you smelled his finger?
Yeah
You ****** retard.

Answer 7

What the f*** is that?
The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert

Answer 8

i always got a kick out of the movie called "moving" with richard prior...
he comes on top of a semi and says "Honey i found our sh**T, This is our Sh**t, I bought our sh**t home...
i guess you would have to get it if you seen the movie it makes sence watching a personality change like that!
lol
Mad luv

Answer 9

Anything from Zoolander or Dazed & Confused

Answer 10

The whole of Super Troopers is full of amazing gags.