What's your worst experience in bed??
I know this is a personal question, but noboby is forcing you to answer, so if you don't feel comfortable with it, please just move on. I'll share one of my worst. We had the lights off in the bedroom, and it was quite dark. My wife decided she wanted to give me a hand job and she reached for what she thought was vasoline, and rubbed it all over my balls and cock. It wasn't vasoline, but vicks vapor rub. I felt like I was on fire down there, and I ran crying into the shower to wash it off. It still burned for awhile, even after the shower.
2006-08-28 07:30:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I had a guy I was dating for a long time decide maybe we should go to a romantic get away. While we were there we had sex for the first time he got on top of me in the missionary position and started flapping both feet up and down on the bed like a damn fish! It was hilarious, so when he went to perform oral sex he didn't know what to do either, man he was a rookie (second time he'd had sex ever, he'd told me he was the sshh in bed)! Sad thing is he had a mean package!
2006-08-28 07:43:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I was in the military at my first duty station and met this nice guy, we hung out for a while and I thought it was an ok nite to let him stay over...one thing led to another and another...all bad, he sucked at kissing, I don't even want to get into oral and when we finally got down to sex, I felt nothing but man, he was just going at it and I'm like are you serious, not only that, the "trampoline jamboree" lasted about 2 minutes, so he's all spent and satisfied and has the nerve to ask, So, how was it for you??? I stared at him and said "It's late, you should go." After that I avoided him at all costs, didn't answer my door, my phone and always had a plan of escape when I ran into him. That was the absolute worst...it's 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back!
2006-08-28 07:39:47 · answer #2 · answered by bad a 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-05 23:14:41 · answer #3 · answered by bulman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah right... I'm sure your wife always keeps the Vicks Vapor Rub and the Vasoline right next to each other on the nightstand.
2006-08-28 07:37:57 · answer #4 · answered by Alberto 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My worst experience was the FIRST time I had sex... In general nothing could be worse for an inexperienced woman, and a insensitive, rough man!!
2006-08-28 07:34:59 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ ღAngelicaღ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My girl was on top and masturbating her clitoris at the same time and cut my penis head with her finger nails, I almost fate and bleed for a while.
2006-08-28 07:35:49 · answer #6 · answered by PR 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My wife was in a rare mood for sex and rolled over towards me. She began to stroke me and I just shot off. What a mess!
2006-08-28 07:33:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
60 second Men.
2006-08-28 07:33:45 · answer #8 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the worst, but definitely the funniest......my husband was trying to be cute...humping the hell outta me saying you like that...you like that *****?? so i replied ...I'd like it a whole lot more if you'd put the whole thing in!! hahaha the look on his face was priceless!!!
2006-08-28 07:49:39 · answer #9 · answered by imagr00vychick 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
great question but I don't have anything that even comes close to comparing with these stories
2006-08-28 07:46:23 · answer #10 · answered by hideemosquito 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋