How do you tell your mother she has breath that would drop an elephant?

Answer 1

have your dad tell her.

Answer 2

mother you have breath that would drop an elephant

Answer 3

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Answer 4

say "mom your breath would drop an elephant!"

Answer 5

You are so very cruel. Bad breath is a classic sympton for someone that may have diabetes. Have her Doctor check her blood sugar.

Answer 6

Nicely. Very nicely.

Offer her a breath mint.

Answer 7

I'd come straight out & tell her. But you could offer her a mint, gum, or ask her what did she eat for lunch?

Answer 8

When she speaks to you hold your nose and pass out. If she doesn't get the message, buy a big bottle of listerine and put it on her pillow.

Answer 9

if u want to disrespect ur mother tell her that her breath stinks, otherwise SHUT THE HELL UP, afterall she is ur mother.

Answer 10

how about having an ever present supply of tictacs on hand whenever you are around her and just politely asking if she would like one...?

Answer 11

the next time she is going to go to the dentist, call the office and tell them to prescribe her somthing.
or just tell her that she is stinky!