OK, I'm sat down at my computer and i could feel an evil wad of air building inside of me. Almost by surprise, this wedge of air ROARED it's way out of my as$, slamming into my chair.
Startled, i tried to compose myself, before realising a small chunk of poo had been catapulted out with the pelt of air.
This isn't the worst of it though; i'm at work surrounded by three work colleagues. How do i get out of my seat without them realising the hellish deposit which is now sat silently taunting me inside of my pants?
The smell is almost getting overwhelming now, in fact it is getting that bad that my eyes are beginning to water.
What should i do? How can i get my work colleagues out of the room so that i can make a run for it without anyone "noticing" my mishap? Security at the front entrance are sure to notice the weapons-grade skid mark on my as$, so how can i escape the building quickly and unnoticed? Should i risk the fire escape?
HELP!
Thanks.
2006-08-28 06:30:37 · 16 answers · asked by bobby t 3 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
sorry, are we supposed to laugh? hold on....ha...........ha..........ha.......... Does that make you feel a little better? How long did it take you to come up with that one? Inspired! up IRA!
2006-08-28 20:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Looking back to the last time i crapped myself which was at primary school during PE. The technique i used was to create a big fuss along the lines of whats that alful smell etc, and just wildly stare arouned at everyone else making everyone paranoid and anxcious to put the blame on someone else, which shouldent be you as you asked the question in the first place. It really does work. But if id had been you once the turd had come out of your as$ as you put it, don't leave it to fester just sutlely pick it out and lob it across the other side of the room, job done.
2006-08-28 09:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by baz75 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loudly accuse one of your colleagues of making the vile stench, then run out screaming that you can no longer take the evil botty burp!! This should give you ample time to depose of the soiled undies and have a wash! Good luck Dude!
2006-08-28 06:39:06 · answer #3 · answered by Fluke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DO you have a coat or sweater you can tie around your waist? Your gonna have to make it to a bathroom and investigate the damage. Hopefully your doo chunk hasn't seeped through to your pants. You are going to have to throw away your underwear, though.
2006-08-28 06:35:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell the lads in the office to get their mobile phone cameras ready while you get on top of the chair, squat down, and squeeze out a big steamer on the keyboard......
2006-08-28 06:49:31 · answer #5 · answered by uplate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Presumibly you're not naked. So go to the loo and deal with it. People are prbably too embarrased to say anything so move on. We all fart and pooh.
2006-08-28 06:37:37 · answer #6 · answered by helen p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were you i'd change my nappies more often and stay off the baby formula
2006-08-28 07:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by voluptuous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tie a jacket round your waist
set the fire alarm off
go to the bathroom on your chair if has wheels
2006-08-28 06:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by yellowladyflower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take all your clothes off, using them to wipe your botty.
Then streak the place.
2006-08-28 06:34:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lf you have speed use lt as you go to the lur
2006-08-28 08:06:28 · answer #10 · answered by game 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋