2006-08-28 06:11:50 · 14 answers · asked by Old Fart 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
pull up a stool, put your feet up and enjoy waiting.
2006-08-28 06:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Um...take immodium AD or eat something that will make it all come out.. like burritos, beans or apple sauce.
-Good Luck and don't forget to flush...
Sometimes sticking your butt in the air helps relieve the pain.. do this on a bed where it's nice and soft to rest your head. But I would resort to the first two things. Then if was really bad, I would for the third one.
2006-08-28 13:15:48 · answer #2 · answered by kat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why you dirty old fart you... fancy asking us such questions... ! The Romans apparently used to stick a few peeled garlic cloves up their rear ends to help with constipation - it is painless and works a treat I've heard.
2006-08-28 13:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by Nikita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chug a cup of strong coffee
2006-08-28 13:15:42 · answer #4 · answered by Megan K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get off the toilet and go to the drugstore. buy some phillips
2006-08-28 13:14:46 · answer #5 · answered by Niecy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with me a strong cup of caffeine would do the trick. oj, a big glass is good too.
2006-08-28 13:15:51 · answer #6 · answered by Deep Purple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mineral Oil should get your sphincter sphincting.
2006-08-28 13:14:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
take some ex-lax and a good book with you because your going to be there awhile
2006-08-28 13:15:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This man needs an enema!
2006-08-28 14:09:25 · answer #9 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
castor oil
2006-08-28 14:17:51 · answer #10 · answered by jordan_30241 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋